One sunny morning in Hoenn, Fraizer Poochyena goes out to find berries for breakfast.

"Let's see..." Fraizer says, the basket handle muffling his voice, "Timber loves Mago berries... Lillian loves Figy berries... I love... ALL berries..."

Fraizer drools and plucks a bunch of berries, placing them in his basket. He makes sure to include some Mago and some Figy berries. After this, he returns home, holding his basket up high.

"Ooh! Look at that young man! Is this truly the same Fraizer you hatched awhile ago?!" Lillian asks.

"That's him alright!" Timber says, wagging her tail.

Fraizer sets the basket down and grins.

"I'm back!" Fraizer says.

Lillian runs forward and licks Fraizer's cheek, surprising him.

"Ah! What was that?!" Fraizer asks.

"It was a kiss..." Lillian says and giggles.

"Eeee..." Fraizer says, "Okay."

Lillian plucks a Figy Berry from the basket with her teeth and sits down to enjoy it. Timber takes a Mago Berry.

"Thanks for getting my favorite berry," Timber says.

"No problem!" Fraizer says and chomps down on an Oran Berry.

Lillian leans over to whisper into Timber's ear.

"I'm really sorry, Timber..." Lillian whispers.

"Sorry? For what?" Timber asks.

"I kind of have a major crush on Fraizer..." Lillian whispers.

Timber's mouth falls open and she just stares wide-eyed at nothing.

"Lillian, that's my kid you're talking about," Timber says.

"I know... I know... That's why I apologized..." Lillian says and sighs.

"You aren't supposed to have a crush on him... We're supposed to be PineCone's girls," Timber says.

"I cannot help it... And besides, he reminds me a lot of PineCone..." Lillian says.

"Because that's his dad!" Timber says.

Fraizer looks up, berry juice smeared all over his face.

"What about my dad?" Fraizer asks, tilting his head.

"Nothing Boy Boy!" Lillian says.

"I'm not Boy Boy..." Fraizer mutters.

Lillian sighs, watching him. Timber frowns.

"It's not like he's actually your son, anyhow! You hatched him, but you said yourself, you have no idea where the egg came from. So, then, what harm is there?" Lillian asks.

Timber looks away, embarrassed.

"I lied, Lillian," Timber says.

Lillian remains quiet a moment and then stares at Timber.

"Wait... What?!" Lillian asks.

"I didn't want you to know..." Timber says, "Because I'm only level 18 and you're level 50..."

"...you're telling me that Fraizer is literally your son?!" Lillian asks.

"WHAT?!" Fraizer cries out.

"Yeah, sorry, Fraizer... I'm your mother..." Timber says.

Fraizer looks dazed a moment.

"Yeah... but... Err... So... I have a major crush on my nephew," Lillian says, ears going down.

"Yeah," Timber says, nodding.

"Oh poop..." Lillian says and sighs.

"Sorry," Timber says.

"I still can't help it! I love the guy!" Lillian says, clawing the ground.

"You forget we're Pokémon," Fraizer says.

"No I don't," Lillian says.

"Pokémon don't follow human rules. You can love me," Fraizer says, approaching.

"Aw, gee!" Lillian says.

"We're just animals after all!" Fraizer says, "Living out in the wild!"

Lillian licks Fraizer again.

"Then I will love you," Lillian says.

Timber sighs.

"The kid's growing up too fast..." Timber says.

The End