Set on Ishmael-1164. Based on characters from the episode "Sisters at Heart." Attn: retro mania

On the day of the annual Advertising Awards Gala, Darrin injures himself by accidentally getting his thing caught in the door and is rendered unable to walk. Will he recover in time to make a big acceptance speech at the gala? Rated T for crass humor, several jokes pertaining to the male anatomy, and an innuendo or two. Sponsored by Wurlitzer Vienna Sausages (not really tho).

During their first date, Samantha is determined to make a good first impression on Darrin. All her efforts go out the window, however, when she accidentally gets her head stuck in the toilet.

Determined to buy Darrin a special birthday present with money earned entirely on her own, Samantha decides to get a job. After several failed job attempts, she ends up working at Scooters, a chain restaurant famous for its scantily clad waitresses. Split into 3 parts (I know I originally said 2 parts). Part 2 now up.

Maurice learns the heartaches that come with being a grandfather.

Samantha and Darrin are hosting the McMann and Tate Christmas party at their house this year. But right before the party, Samantha accidentally eats some of Serena's "happy brownies". The long-awaited sequel to "Samantha Loses Her Mind." Rated T for drug use.

Though from different worlds, Samantha and Darrin seem absolutely perfect for each other in this "pre-witched" story. Could they be each other's missing piece? What were their lives like before they met? How did a witch fall in love with a mortal? If you liked (or didn't like) this story, please review- it's free! Feedback keeps me going, and is very gratifying as a writer.

Imagine… if you will… almost all the 1960's spooks coming together, or sending help from afar… That is, these folks: Morticia and Gomez Addams, Lily Munster, Captain Daniel Gregg, Wadsworth from "Clue", and a few not so 1960's interrupting a long story-line to solve one horrible, screwed-up place? Collinsport. (Audio version available.) Episode 22 is now posted. (Darrin is in 21!)

Otherwise known as "Who Farted?" Today is not Samantha's day. She and Darrin are having a huge argument. Darrin has lost a client, he's sleeping at the club, Larry Tate hates her, and even her mother's not on her side this time... All because she accidentally farted in front of Darrin's new client.

My take on the episode "Sisters at Heart" except in this story, the Stevens become Black, and the Wilsons become White. I don't mean to offend anyone with this story, I just want to show racism in the 60s through a hopefully cute and heartwarming fic. Story mentions racism, but nothing violent or profane. Thanks to Retro Mania for the story suggestion!

Darrin decides to cook lunch for a change, but unknowingly puts an ingredient in the food that makes witches go insane. The title says it all.

Set on Rimworld.

Samantha worries about Darrin's reaction to the news that Tabitha has inherited her magical powers. (Episode: "The Moment Of Truth")

Endora loves Halloween

A client of Daren's demands that Sam appear in an ad for his product.

With disasterous results! Kids, don't try this at home!

Aunt Clara gives her life for Tabitha's

Samantha's first New Year's Eve with Darrin is tarnished when she realizes how much she misses the orphan who spent Christmas with them. (Episode: "A Vision of Sugarplums")

Samantha is hurt that Darrin doesn't believe her reasons for turning his client into a dog after he makes a pass at her at their dinner party. (Episode: "It Shouldn't Happen To A Dog")

After being "cured" by Dr. Bombay from a witchy disease, Samantha discovers a side effect that's unnerving both her and Darrin.

In the season one episode 'Pleasure O'Riley' (1.25) written by Ken Englund, Samantha turns Darrin into an old lady. She turns him back again soon after...but what if she couldn't?

When Endora is arrested for murder, Tabitha makes it her goal to prove her grandmama innocent. With a little help of her magic, of course. Each chapter is an "episode".

This features Barney, a mischivous kid I introduced earlier.

Samantha's hurt over Darrin's assumption that she used witchcraft affects her more than she realizes and she fears that Tabitha will never feel the same way about her again.

After realizing what her life would be like if she and Darrin had never met, Sam makes a confession to Darrin that brings her pure happiness. (Episode: "If They'd Never Met")