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"Nooooooo!" Steven yells in terror, looking at the Cookie Cat freezer, "This can't be happening! This has to be a dream!"
Alex rolls her eyes as she browses through her phone. Steven runs towards her and hugs her waist. "Sis! Please tell me I'm dreaming!"
"You are dreaming, Steven," Alex says as she puts her phone in her pocket.
"I'm sorry, Steven. I guess they stopped making them." Sadie tells him from behind the counter.
"Stopping making them?! Why in the world would they stop making Cookie Cats?" They're only the most scrumptious and delicious ice-cream sandwich ever made!" Steven falls to his knees, "Don't they have laws for this?!"
"Steven, you are being overdramatic," Alex says shaking her head amusingly.
Lars kneels in front of cabinet and sighs, "Tough bits, man. Nobody buys them anymore." Lars tells him as he stocks shelves, "I guess they couldn't compare to Lion Lickers."
Steven groans and walks over to the Lion Licker's display case, "Not Lion Lickers! Nobody likes them! They don't even look like lions! Kids these days! I'll tell ya what!" Steven shakes his head.
Lars chuckles, "Well if you miss your wimpy ice cream so much, why don't you make some with your magic belly button?" Lars mocks, walking away and laughing.
"That's not how it works Lars!... I think." Steven turns to Alex who just blinks at him.
"Of course it doesn't work like this. And Lars I swear if you keep on making fun of my brother... You are going to miss a few wimpy teeth of yours and you can't grow them back, with or without a magic belly button." Alex says glaring at Lars.
Steven sighs, walking over the freezer, "Oh, sweet Cookie Cats." he slowly draws a cookie cat on the freezer with his finger, "With your crunchy cookie outside and your icy creamy insides...you were too good for this world." Steven kisses the freezer.
"Uh... Steven?" Sadie asks.
Steven doesn't reply as he hugs the freezer.
"Maybe you should marry the freezer if you love it so much? Do you wanna marry it?" Alex says smirking while recording Steven hugging the freezer.
"Or you can take the freezer with you... if you want. "Sadie said.
"Yes, Thanks, Sadie," Steven says as he took the freezer and walked away.
"Steven, you are the future king of comedy," Alex said shaking her head. "Anyway, bye Sadie, buy salty Jerk." Alex waves slightly at them as she follows her brother.
At their house
Steven opens the door and he and Alex walk inside, "Hey, guys! You won't believe this!"
Alex suddenly gets tackled by a centipeetle."Great!" Alex says as the centipeetle roars.
Amethyst uses her whip to yank the centipeetle away from Alex."Sup, guys?" She greets them.
Pearl uses a spear while Garnet uses gauntlets to fight off the centipeeltes
"Awesome!" Steven sets the freezer on the couch by the window as a centipeetle crawls on the ground, carrying a pillow in its mouth.
"Do I even wanna know... what these things are?" Alex says crossing her arms.
Pearl lifts up a centipeetle, groaning, "Ugh! Sorry. We'll get these centipeetles out of your room. We think they were trying to get into the temple."
"Aw. You don't have to get rid of them. They're really cool." Steven tells her.
The centipeetle that Pearl is holding spits acid onto the floor. Steven, Alex and Pearl look down into the new hole.
"And dangerous," Alex says.
Amethyst poofs a centipeetle, running over it before realizing there was no gem where the creature was poofed, "Um, you guys? These things don't have gems." Amethyst tells them, picking her nose.
"That means there must be a mother somewhere nearby," Garnet informs them. A cenitpeetle sneaks up from beside her as she quickly punches it without looking, causing it to poof.
"We should probably find it before anyone gets hurt. "Pearl suggests.
"Oh! Oh! Can we come?! Can we?! Can we?!" Steven asks excitedly.
"Steven, until you and Alex learn to control the powers in your gems, we'll take care of protecting humanity." Pearl snaps the centipeetle's neck as it poofs. "Okay?"
"Aw, man." Steven whines.
Alex notices a centipeetle raiding the fridge, "Oui, Get away from the food!"
Steven shoos it away, "Aw! they got into everything! Not cool!"
Steven's eyes widen and sparkle when he sees the freezer full of Cookie Cats, "No way, I-it can't be!" He takes one closing the freezer.
"Wha-where did you get these? I thought they stopped making them?" Steven asks excitedly.
Alex leans her back against the kitchen counter as she looks amusingly at Steven. (already holding her phone ready for recording)
Pearl walks over them, "Well, we heard that too and since they're your favourite-"
"We went and stole a bunch!" Amethyst interrupts, sitting on the kitchen counter.
Pearl grunts at Amethyst angrily, "I went back and paid for them."
"The whole thing was my idea," Garnet speaks, retracting her gauntlets back into her gems.
"It was everyone's idea." Amethyst argues.
"Not really."
"All that matters is that Steven is happily." Pearl smiles.
Alex smirks as she looks over to Steven, who looks like he's about to break into song. She holds up her phone.
Steven: "Oohhh He's frozen treat with an all-new taste! 'cause he came to this planet from outer space! A refugee of an interstellar war! But now he's at your local grocery store! Cookie Cat! He's a pet for your tummy! Cookie Cat! He's super-duper yummy! Cookie Cat! He left his family behind! Cookie Caaat! Now available at Gurgens off Route 109!"
The gems burst out in laughter and Garnet claps.
"I can't believe you did this. I'm gonna save these forever!" " He says.
"I can't believe you just break into a song... wait no I can believe it," Alex says shaking her head before smirking at it."And I may have recorded it and I may have combined your singing together with you hugging and kissing her Cookie Cat Freezer... and I may have put on the internet and this video may have over 2000 views already." She says.
"Alex!" Pearl scolds her slightly. Amethyst laughs while Garnet ruffles her hair playfully.
"Do you wanna have one?" Steven asks her.
"Nah, you know I don't eat sweet things." She says.
"That is a lie," Garnet says looking at her smiling.
"W-well, at least I try not to," Alex mumbles as she blushes slightly.
Steven shrugs as he bites out of his Cookie cat.
Alex's eyes widen."Uh, Steven..." she starts.
"Wha-?" Steven says as he lifts his shirt. "My Gem!"
"Yours too, Alex," Garnet says.
"Huh?" Alex looks at her Gem and it´s also glowing.
"Quick, try and summon your weapon!" Amethyst tells them.
"We don't know how!" Steven says as his gem's glow starts to fade. Alex stares at her gem as it glows but it didn't fade like Stevens.
Steven starts jumping up and down, panicking, "Ah, it's fading! How do we make it come back?!"
"Calm down, Steven. Breathe, we can't force it. "Pearl tells him.
"Yeah, and try not to poop yourself either," Amethyst adds.
"Please, don't," Garnet says.
Steven's gem stops glowing and everyone except Alex sighs."Ah, we were really close this time!" Steven says.
"Ahm... guys?" Alex starts and everyone looks at her.
"Alex!" Steven exclaims.
"You have summoned your weapon," Pearl says happily and surprised at the same time.
Alex holds a green katana in her hand but the sharp side of its ice blue.
"It's a sword." Pear says.
"I think it's a katana ... a Japanese Sword." Alex says as she holds it.
"How did you summon it? " Steven asks her.
"I don't know... I was just thinking that I want to summon a weapon... mostly a sword or something." Alex shrugs as she puts it away.
"Well, then I think the rest of us are going to teach Steven how to summon his weapon," Pearl says. "And Alex... It seems like you are going to train with me." She says smiling. Alex smiles and nods.
While the other Gems are trying to help Steven with his gem.
Alex puts earphones in her ears and listens to music (Sanctuary from Kingdom Hearts 2) while drawing.
Time Skip
Alex: "In you and I there's a new Land, My Sanctuary, My Sanctuary, yeah. Where fears and lies melt away, What's left of me, What's left of me now."
She sings quietly with it but suddeny Steven and the Gem burst through the door.
"I think our best bet is to recreate what happened the last time mine and Alex's gems glowed. So... Alex come over here." Steven says.
Alex groans." Do I even wanna know?" She asks.
"Nope," Garnet answers.
"So.. Garnet, Alex and Amethyst were here," Steven points near the counter then to the fridge, "
Pearl was next to the fridge. Hmm. Amethyst, I think your arms were crossed?"
Amethyst crosses her arms, "Okay, your majesty."
"And Alex, you were leaning on the counter."
Alex rolls her eyes as she leans her back on the counter, "This is ridiculous."
"And Pearl, your foot was like this." Steven moves her foot at an angle.
"I don't think it works this way, Steven," Pearl tells him.
"I don't think he's listening mo- Pearl," Alex says blushing hard. Pearl smiles at her.
"And Garnet, uh..." Steven moves her face upward, "Yeah."
He then opens the freezer and takes out the Cookie Cat."Then I took a bite of this Cookie Cat. Oh, wait! I sang the song first. Uh, he's a frozen treat, all-new taste, interstellar war, now available at Ghurven's. Aww, it was funnier last time." Steven lifts up his shirt, seeing that his gem wasn't glowing.
"Alex, how did you made your gem glow?" He asks her.
Alex looks at him and shrugs. "I don't know... Honestly, I almost didn't notice it," she says.
"Maybe I'm not a real Crystal gem," Steven sighs.
Pearl bends down next to Steven, "Don't be silly, Steven. Of course, you are."
"And you're fun to have around, even if your Gem IS useless." Amethyst states, earning an angry glare from Pearl and Alex, "I... mean, you're one of us. We're not the Crystal Gems without you!"
Garnet nods in agreement with a smile.
Steven's eyes sparkled like stars, "Yeah, even if I don't have powers, I still got... Cookie Cats." Steven takes a bit.
Alex rolls her eyes and she was about to go continue drawing her picture before she notices Stevens gem glow.
Steven summons a shield.
Alex's eyes widen in excitement and she smiles as Amethyst gasps.
"It's a shield," Pearl says.
You don't say. Alex thinks as she rolls her eyes, still smiling.
Steven opens his eyes, "Whoa, what?! I get a shield?! Ohhh...yeah!" he accidentally launches his shield ricochets around the room, breaking the TV.
Amethyst and Alex burst out laughing while Pearl puts her hand to her head.
"Hey, you Gem glows again, Alex," Garnet points at Alexs gem.
Alex looks at her Gem but she just shrugs it off before looking back at Steven.
Steven looks at the ice cream in his hand," Huh? Cookie Cat! I summoned my weapon by eating ice cream!"
Pearl picks up the wrapper, "What's in these things?"
But before anyone can answer her, the house starts to shake. Centipeetles crawls up the house including the mother as Steven's shield disappears.
"What was that?" Steven asks as Garnet runs outside to see the centipeetle mother a the top of the temple.
"It's the Mother!" Garnet leaps towards it as Pearl and Amethyst go outside.
"Stay in the house, you two!" Pearl tells them.
"Okay-" Alex is cut off by Steven.
"No way, we're coming too!" Steven says.
"We are?" Alex asks him.
Steven grabs the Cookie cats and some plugs before he looks at the cookie cat freezer, his look filled with determination (Undertale reference(?))
"Steven... Pearl said we should stay-" Steven runs past Alex.
"Steven!" She yells and runs after him. (filled with determination!)
Alex arrives at the top of the temple and her eyes widen.
The mother is about to spit acid at Steven.
But Steven simple stuffs two cookie cats in his mouth and swallows. "Why isn't it working?" he wonders loudly.
"Watch out!" Alex yells as she pushes Steven away.
"Alex! Steven!" Garnet yells.
Steven looks up and gasps, seeing the destroyed freezer, "No... Oh, no! The freezer! The Cookie Cats!" Steven starts to sing sadly.
"Are you serious?! You almost got hit by the acid and all you can think about is that stupid ice -cream sandwich?" Alex snaps at him as she stands above him shielding him from the mother with her back.
He looks up to her surprised but gasps as he looks at her arms." Alex... your arm." He says in shock.
The acid hit her arm and a big part of her skin was gone.
"Alex!" Pearl exclaims.
Alex smiles at him softly. "What are you talking about? You're okay that's what matters... and my wounds are going to heal." She says.
She looks over shoulder and sees the Centipeetles mother is about to attack her with another acid spit.
She glares angry at the mother as she dodges her acid spit. "How dare you attack my brother?!" She says angrily and her left eye starts to glow just like her gem. (*megalovania starts to play*)
She summons her Katana and stabs right into its eye, causing it to screech in pain. She swings her Katana again and poofs the mother.
"Wow!" Amethyst and Steven cheer.
Alex turns around blushing slightly rubbing the back of her neck.
"ALEX! Let me see your arm!" Pearl yells grabbing her arm.
"Mo- Pearl... I'm fine." Alex says trying to calm her down.
"What? Your wound... it's healing itself." Pearl says as she saw Alex's wound closing itself slowly.
"You see... I'm fine." Alex says smiling.
"Yes, you are... STILL. I told you both to stay home... What are you doing here?" Pearl asks her.
"Ask Steven," Alex says pointing at him.
"Whatever, Good Job, Alex," Garnet says ruffling her hair, Alex giggles a little.
"Steven did also a great job... he was pretty brave," Alex says.
"Farewell, sweet Cookie Cats. I'll always remember the time we spent together." Steven says as his stomach rumbles, "Shh, hush now."
Amethyst crouches down to him," Are you crying?"
Steven shouts, "Only a little!"
"Well, I guess your power doesn't come from ice cream." Alex teases him.
"Of course they don't come from ice cream." Pearl bends down to Steven, "Don't worry, I'm sure someday you'll figure out how to activate your gem."
"Yes, in your own Steven-y way just like your sister did it in her Alex-y way," Garnet adds.
"I guess so," Alex says blushing."Anyway, I think Steven is going to figure it out soon," Alex says smiling at him.
"I'm okay guys. I just-" Steven was cut off by his stomach rumbling. "Ugh, I think I ate too many Cookie Cats."
he gems laugh while Alex chuckles slightly, Steven is laughing anxiously before retching.
