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Alex meditates while Lion is lion-ing ( okay that's enough).
(*Ahem*) Alex meditates while Lion is lying next to her.
Suddenly she hears the Ward Pad activate.
"Hey, Garnet." Alex greets her smiling although her eyes are still closed.
"Hi, Alex. I see you still hanging out with your Lion Pet," Garnet says amusingly.
"Yep!" She answeres and opens her eyes.
Steven, Pearl and Amethyst walk in.
"Ooh! Ooh! Did you bring me anything?" Steven asks Garnet presents a rock.
"Whoah, a rock! Thanks, Garnet." Steven exclaim.
"I guess, it's "Rocking." Alex jokes.
"So, was your mission a success?" Pearl asks her.
"I have located the Geode beetles of Heaven and Earth, we should split up to retrieve them," Garnet answers.
"Well, I'm going with not Pearl." Amethyst crosses her arms.
"Well, that's perfect because I don't want to go with grammatically incorrect people anyway. (*I found myself in this show*)
"Is her talking about me?" Steven asks as he bites the rock.
"You four go together, I go alone," Garnet says.
"What? Why?" Pearl and Amethyst say surprised.
"The Earth Beetle's at the bottom of the boiling lava lake, and only I can swim in lava. You'll find the Heaven Beetle at the top of the Sky Spire. It's safer." says Garnet.
"You mean boring-er" Amethyst says
"You mean more boring," Pearl tells her
"So, you agree with me," Amethyst says.
"Ugh! Come on, you three, let's go." Pearl says annoying and the four of them walk towards ward pad.
"Steven, Alex, be sure to keep the harmony," Garnet says
Alex shows a thump up.
"No Problem. Today's going to be all about HAR-MON-NY...!"
The four warp away.
"Is this where the Heaven Beetle lives?" Steven asks
"Apparently." Pearl answeres.
"All the way at the top," Amethyst says.
"So, when you fuse, do you turn into a giant giant woman, or just a regular-sized giant woman? Does one of you control the right arm and the other control the left arm?" Steven asks.
"Come on, Steven," Alex says as they walk away.
"There a sure a lot of stairs," Alex says.
"Yeah, how about you two form Opal and give me a piggyback ride?" Steven asks.
"No." Amethyst and Pearl say.
"Who's Opal?" Alex asks
"It's a fusion between Pearl and Amethyst." Steven answeres.
"Wouldn't it make our mission easier if you just finally fused? I mean it's a mission it's important." Alex says as they walk up.
A rustling in a bush causes the gems to summon their weapons, a goat jumps out eating a thicket.
"Look out! It's a magical goat guardian! Quick, you have to form Opal! It's the only way to defeat it!" Steven gasps as he pretends to cower.
"Steven! Stop this." Alex says.
"Ugh, Steven, we only fuse for deadly situations, does it look like a deadly situation?" Pearl points at the goat.
The goat bites her hand, "Ow! Hey, bad mountain goat!" Pearl scolds the goat while Amethyst laughs at her.
"Darn it, Aw, I'm never going to see Opal," Steven says.
"All I wanna do is see you turn into a Giant Woman. A Giant Woman! All I wanna be is someone who gets to see a Giant Woman." Steven sings as the climb up the mountain.
"Don't be overdramatic. But still..." Alex says.
Pearl "accidentally" kicks some dust into Amethyst's face.
"I admit It would be really great to see you turn into a Giant Woman(I try to put original lyrics for Alex. They'll probably bad and cringy)" Alex sings.
"It would be great to see, you both finally getting along. And just admit you both love being mashed together."
Pearl and Alex cross the river as Amethyst jumps up from the water and scares them, making them fall into the water.
"Oh, I know it'll be great and we both just can't wait to see the person you are together." Steven sings.
Amethyst and Steven jump up and down on a bridge.
Pearl runs over and starts arguing with Amethyst. Steven gathers them into a group hug.
"Can't you both just try it, you both are much better working together, even if it's just for a little while." Alex sings.
"You probably even like being together-" She sings.
"and if you don't it won't be forever." Steven sings.
They climb a mountain, Steven is riding on the goat and Alex walks next to him.
"But if it were me.."
"I bet it would be amazing to see and it would make us both happy. If you turn into a Giant woman."
"I would like to be a Giant Woman.
"All we wanna do"
"Is see you turn into"
"A Giant woman" They both sing.
Steven's goat jumps across the floating island and land at the stairway, bleating.
"Wait up Steven Jr.!" Steven tries to jump.
"Wait, I don't think we could make those jumps, brother," Alex says.
"Oh, then maybe Pearl and Amethyst could fuse into Opal," Steven says excitedly.
"We don't need Opal to get across," Pearl tells him.
"What's your problem? It would make our mission much easier." Alex says annoyed.
"Not as easy as this!" Amethyst picks up Steven and throw him on a floating platform.
"Oh wow, Amethyst, that was a really good idea," Steven says.
"I don't think it's safe, though," Alex says unsure.
"Ahh, come on. You start to act just like Pearl. You see it's fine." Amethyst says as she and Steven jump around the platform.
But suddenly she knocks him off accidentally and he falls.
"Steven!" Alex yells as she jumps after him and catches him.
"Alex!" Pearl yells as she jumps after them with Amethyst's whip wrapped around her and she grabs Alex's hand.
Amethyst pulls them up.
"I see you started to work together. You should do it more often." Alex says sounding slightly angry.
They both look away stubbornly.
"And I thought Steven was the child here." She mutters.
The Gems arrive atop the spire.
"I can't feel my legs anymore." Steven pants.
"I feel you, Stev. Hey! Look at that." Alex says.
Steven runs over to a smaller temple." It's a tiny temple!" He says excitedly.
"It's kinda cute," Alex says smiling.
"It's just where Garnet said it would be. The Heaven Beetle should be inside." Pearl says.
"Check it out, it's even got a little beetle bedroom, and little beetle bongos, and little beetle baby book." Steven laughs as he looks inside the small temple.
"But where's the beetle? It's supposed to be here, the heaven beetle wouldn't leave, would it? Oh, it could be anywhere!" Pearl says worriedly.
"Maybe you should freak out some more, that's really gonna help us find it." Amethyst chuckles.
"Oh god please stop." Alex groans
"I can't believe your attitude, Amethyst. And now you're just slouching over here doing nothing." Pearl says angry.
"Hey, it's not my fault the beetle isn't there. Why do you have to make things worse by squawking at me?!" Amethyst yells.
"I don't squawk!" Pearl argues.
"Hey, stop your childish behaviour!" Alex says sternly. "You can argue as much as you want in your free time. But right now we are on a mission!"
Just then a giant bird creature emerges from under the small lake the tiny temple resided upon and eat Steven Jr. whole.
"My son..." Steven gasps.
The Gems retreat into a small room in the spire.
"It swallowed my spear!" Pearl yells.
"Guys this is great! Now's the perfect time for you two to from Opal!" Steven cheers.
They both attempt to fuse but fail. So they both argued again.
"Would you two just STOP fighting!" Alex snaps.
"If you can't get along with each other, Steven might never get to see your fusion powers, we might get eaten by a giant bird! And more importantly, how can you call yourselves crystal gems when you can't even work together."
Just then, the giant bird breaks through the roof and swallows Steven and Alex whole.
"Great! Just ...perfect!" Alex snaps.
"Steven Jr! Hoe can you eat at a time like this?" Steven says.
"Is that a Heaven beetle in his mouth?" Alex asks with arms crossed.
"Hey, be a good goat and give me the magic bug!" Steven says as he grabs it from the Goat.
Steven Jr. attempts to eat it." No! Bad goat! You're no son of mine!"
Several giant arms penetrate the bird.
"What the hell?!" Alex asks as another arm grabs the goat.
Steven and Alex get grabbed and pulled out of the bird.
"Finally!" Alex exclaims as a Giant Gem hold her and Steven.
"Opal?" Steven asks.
Small birds attack them but Opal slides down the spire and jumps across the platforms landing safely on the main spire.
She puts them down "Stay low." She says.
Opal summons both a whip and a spear. She combines them into a large bow and hits all of the birds, poofing them. She turns around and offers Steven and Alex her hand.
"Uh... do you... know who I am?" Steven asks nervously while Alex has a small blush on her cheeks.
Opal chuckles" All you wanna do, is see me turn into-" she sings.
"A giant woman!" Steven says with stars in his eyes while Alex has a big grin on her face.
Opal, Steven and Alex warp back home.
"We're back!" Steven exclaims.
"The Heaven Beetle," Garnet says.
"I don't have it." Opal gasps and transforms back into Amethyst and Pearl.
"Amethyst, you got distracted!" Pearl yells.
"Hey, you were the one getting carried away with those fancy backflips!" Amethyst argues back.
"Don't worry. I've got the beetle." Alex says taking out the Heaven Beetle.
"Good Job, Alex and Steven. I also see you helped your teammates fuse." Garnet says as she places the beetle in a cage and bubbles it.
"And all we had to do was get eaten by a bird." Alex jokes.
"Nice work, you both will be great at fusing one day," Garnet says.
"Yeah... Wait, we can do that too?!" Steven asks.