"Ah yes, this should do!", Bianca said.
"You are way to excited about entering a dark room to be normal. Especially seeing as you know who we are, what we have done and what we will do to our enemies and probably even those that aren't. You should be terrified of entering a dark room with us in our house."
"Who on earth wants to be normal, Nik? Wait, can I call you Nik? I always did in my world because only the people who hate you call you Klaus. Why do you think your family refuse to call you that no matter how much you demand it? Speaking of demanding if you could not be yourselves while we watch this, that would be great because I don't feel like being hurt or killed any time you see something you don't like."
And Bianca just continues to speak without looking for an actual answer (and ignoring the part about being afraid because it's definitely not fear making her heart race...), while the others wonder when she will pass out from lack of oxygen.
The three Mikealsons and their unorthodox guest made themselves comfortable on the couches, while two compelled servants bought in a table for the laptop to sit on.
"Thank you!"
"Why is she talking to the food?"
"I don't know 'Beka."
"Please excuse my siblings Miss Mitchel.", Elijah sighed, utterly done with the two.
"Huh..?"
"Never mind, what are you doing?"
"I'm setting up my laptop for us to watch and deciding if I should make you watch the boring things or simply the replays..."
"Well what will give me my information?", Klaus demanded.
Bianca started out talking slightly animatedly, only to become dejected the longer she went on.
"Doing it either way will give you the information you desire but the replays only show the important stuff and watching the whole episode will have a lot of petty teenagers doing petty, stupid teenage things. The future is very different to the past, and while here kids are taught responsibility at a young age, it's not as common as one would hope in the future."
"How about we see as we go along. We can watch these... replays?" Elijah questions, the word sounding odd in his mouth, "And should we need further clarification, we can go back and watch it all, if that's possible?"
"Yeah! My laptop, and all the other ones in the future, can rewind or go backwards. Similar to reading a book, not understanding or recollecting what was said and turning the page back to reread it.", the strange girl said, trying to use terms they would understand.
"Then we shall do this until my family and I come in to make it interesting." Rebeka decided, leaving no room for argument.
"Ya'know I love your guys character... uhm, you I mean, boy is that gonna get confusing and annoying fast, but yeah! I love you guys so damn much and I'm team Mikealson all the way. The Scooby's can go fuck themselves..."
(And Elijah is sitting here being disgusted and turned on because he has never heard a lady speak so crassly before...)
"...and I really hate how long the producers took to bring your entire family into the show. Then there was all the drama with a bunch of idiots getting the best of the Originals. I mean, THE Originals were defeated by baby vamps! Fuck me sideways if that wasn't stupid! Then all the shit in the spin of that was solely about you guys and your family and you didn't even get happy endings!! Jeezus."
In perfect sink and with their most deadly, angry, deadpan voice, all three originals said "What".
"We were defeated...?"
"By BABY vamps!"
"IN GENERAL!"
Oblivious to the impending danger, Bianca continued to ramble on and on.
"...yeah! I mean it was so fucking stupid because it wasn't just baby vamps! No they had a bunch of baby vamps, a human hunter with a resurrection ring, a Bennet witch with no training who was way in over her head, one of the five who couldn't even work with the vampires without going psycho, a hybrid with a grudge against Nik and a plain old human bartender who was too cocky for his own good! The only reason they ever go anything done was the power of plot dropping shit in their laps! Cuz trust me, not one of them was smart enough on their own to find the daggers, the ash, the moonstone, an actual white oak stake, the cure to a werewolf bite or the cure to immortality!"
After her rant was over, Bianca went back to setting the laptop up, unaware that the reason she is not dealing with the brunt of the Originals anger is because she sent them into shock.
Because going into shock is the only reasonable reaction to that kind of an information bomb.
Someone managed to steal the dagger and ash from Nik.
The moonstone was found.
Nik broke his curse.
The cure to A werewolf bite.
White oak stakes are still around.
The Five are still around.
The cure to Vampirism.
Holy. Fucking. Shit.