Last time out - Melissa beat Bradley to a pulp for even having the nerve to make fun of her friendship with Milo. Also, Amanda went to visit Milo in the hopes that he'd forgive her. How will this all play out? LET'S ROLL IT!
Just as Zack and Melissa were about to leave the courtroom (really the Jefferson County Middle School gym), they heard the voice of the self-proclaimed teen genius Bradley.
"Don't you turn away from here!" Bradley cried out, struggling to get up. "I WILL be heard!"
Melissa quickly turned to face him. "You're still talking?!"
"You still can't deny half the things you've done. You claim to be his best friend? Then let me ask you something,. Where the hell were you during the recent Winter Awards Ceremony?! Why did Amanda have to go look for Milo, and pick up his award and find him?! What was the matter with YOU?! Where were YOU, huh? Answer me that! Also. You can't deny that YOU keep putting so much emphasis on YOUR grades! YOU keep saying YOUR grades matter SO MUCH to you! Not to mention how you kept saying you wanted to be Queen of the Universe when you were younger!" Candace raised her eyebrows at this. "Tell me that is NOT the words of someone self-centered!"
"First of all I was in 1st grade when I said that and for another, if you don't shut it you're gonna be IN the hospital with Milo!" Melissa said, taking a Kim Possible-inspired battle stance.
"You also can't deny that you AND Zack both have goggles AND helmets!"
"Those were GIFTS, Bradley. Milo GAVE them to us!"
"But did he ask you to wear them all the time?!" (Mort hung his head at this) "And you have to admit, Melissa, YOU take great delight in betting Murphy's Law all the time! Every chance you get, sometimes right in front of Milo you do it!"
"Oh no, he didn't!" Cami said to herself.
"Why don't you just SHUT THE HELL UP!" Zack said.
Melissa gasped. "Zack! LANGUAGE, MAN!" the ginger scolded.
"You're telling ME to shut up?! Why don't you just admit you are NO true friend of his, you liar!"
"You calling ME a liar?!"
"I ain't callin' you a truther!"
Melissa turned to Zack, back in her Kim Possible battle stance. "May I, Zack?"
"I'd be insulted if you didn't, Melissa!" Zack confirmed. On that cue, Melissa leaped into the air and after a series of flips, she punched and kicked Bradley so hard, his right arm and leg were both broken.
"I'll call Melissa's dad..." Phineas said, taking out his phone and calling in Mr. Chase and his paramedic friends just as Melissa and Zack walked out, but not before Melissa uttered...
"Call Me, Beep Me from oblivion, you bastard!"
Meanwhile, at Danville General Hospital, at the Murphy Suite...Amanda found herself in self-imposed shame as she talked to the jinxed boy.
Amanda reached over for Milo's hand, lowering her head in shame. "Milo...can you ever forgive me?" she asked.
Milo looked surprised. "Forgive you for what, Amanda?"
"For everything," she began. "For the way I treated you for so long. For trying to stay away from you...for being afraid of Murphy's Law for so long...for telling you to stay away from everything during the school dance especially since you were the one who ended up fixing everything! Those were terrible things to do. I am truly sorry, Milo. You've always been so nice and helpful, even when I didn't deserve it, and I want to say that I'm really sorry. From the bottom of my heart I apologize, Milo."
"Amanda...you don't have to apologize to me," Milo said. "I understand why you felt afraid of Murphy's Law. It's not like you were rude or nasty in anyway about it."
"But I do feel bad about it, Milo. I know I probably hurt your feelings, and I'm so sorry that I did. You've always been such a nice person and if I was responsible for this in anyway, I apologize."
"Amanda, you were never responsible for this! This had nothing to do with you. To be honest, I was starting to be afraid that Murphy's Law would eventually hurt someone and I just wanted to protect people. But Melissa, Zack, my family and my therapist, Helen, are starting to really help me. I'm feeling a lot better now, so don't in way way think you had a hand in this at all. I've forgiven you a long time ago," he took her hand. "Let's start over and be good friends, OK?"
"OK. Do you think Zack and Melissa would mind if I joined you every once in a while?"
"Of course they wouldn't mind! They like you a lot. We'd love it if you joined us. There's always room for another friend."
"Thank you, Milo. And I'm glad you are Melissa are together now. You're the perfect couple and I'm so glad she's helping you."
"Me too, Amanda...I couldn't have asked for a better person to call my best friend...or a better girlfriend," Milo said to Amanda.
"Although, I gotta ask...what was with Melissa sporting Kim Possible's mission outfit?"
"Original or season 4?"
"The original mission outfit, ya klutz!"
Milo quickly snapped back. "Sorry, I'm still a tad woozy after what has happened this past week," he told Amanda. "I guess it's because Melissa and I got into 'Kim Possible' when we were 6. She idolized Kim so much that she somehow learned all her moves and by the time she and I were 12, she had replicas of both of Kim's mission outfits. Since Melissa and I got into that show and she learned all of Kim's crime-stopping moves, anyone who tried to make fun of me ended up a victim of a Melissa beatdown."
"Remind me to never get on Melissa's bad side."
"Noted."
Meanwhile, back at Jefferson County Middle School's gym...
"To continue," Stacy said, pointing at the coach, "You said that this man forbid Milo to attend the school football games?"
"Not just that but he had all of us write thank you notes to Milo every week basically saying 'thanks for staying away from the game!' Mort said.
"Hey, I lifted the ban!"
"Only because you said we were gonna lose this game so he may as well come!" Mort pointed out. "Not to mention when Milo, Melissa, and Zack were competing in the Speech and Debate Wrestling team you didn't encourage anyone to cheer for Milo when he was introduced!"
"If you don't mind me asking, Sir, just what kind of a coach are you?" Stacy asked, clearly disgusted.
"HEY! I OBJECT! I'll have you know that since I took over as coach, the Geckos have won 5 state titles!"
Stacy had enough of Coach Mitchell's back talk. "OVERRULED!" she called out.
"OVERRULED?!"
"What part don't you get? The 'Over' or the 'Ruled'? APPROACH THE BENCH!" Stacy called out, summoning Coach Mitchell to the bench.
"Yes?"
"Hands in the drawer..."
"Why?"
"I said...HANDS IN THE DRAWER!"
"Okay, fine!"
Coach Mitchell put his hands inside Stacy's bench...ONLY FOR STACY TO SMACK THEM WITH HER GAVEL!
"I'M DONE WITH YOU, COACH CORRUPTION! Bailiff! TAKE HIM OUT OF HERE AND SEND IN THE NEXT LITIGANT!"
Back at the Murphy Suite...
Melissa came back into the hospital room in her outfit, causing Milo's eyes to widen. "Whoa!" he said, smiling wide. "How did you know that this was one of my secret fantasies?"
Melissa smiled. "Someone who loves action as much as you, I had a feeling. We just got back from the school, and let's just say that Bradley will NOT be sticking his foot in his mouth for quite some time."
"Really?" Milo asked.
"Yep. We definitely told him off and then some!"
"Thanks, Kim," he said with a huge smile. He put his hand out. "Now, Ms. Possible, it would please me very greatly if you joined me up here!" Melissa smiled, took his hand and let him pull her onto the bed. She leaned against the board and put her arms around his neck as he slid his around her waist and they shared a long deep kiss. When they broke it Milo smiled. "I can't believe I'm kissing Melissa Possible!" Melissa giggled.
"Let's just say this is my own get-well surprise for you," they smiled lovingly at each other and lightly kissed again. Just then the door opened. Melissa scrambled onto her feet as a big burly nurse came in rolling a tray containing a bucket of soapy water, a few sponges, and a towel.
"Afraid you'll have to leave now, Miss," she explained. "It's time for the patient's sponge bath."
Milo turned a shade of red whole Melissa bit her lip to keep from laughing. "Jealous?" Milo teased as Melissa kissed his cheek.
"Insanely," Melissa winked. He winked back. "I'm gonna go to the cafeteria and get some hot chocolate, would you like some?"
"Sure," he said as she left.
"Be back in 20, babe!"
"Love you, KP!"
"Love you too, Ronnie!"
The duo blew kisses at each other as Melissa and Amanda left to grab some hot chocolate. Half an hour later, the girls would return to Milo, hot chocolates in hand.
"Ronnie! We're back!"
Amanda turned to Melissa "You're taking this Kim Possible thing a bit too far, Melissa."
"Can I help it if I idolized Kim Possible?"
"I guess not. I mean, she was an empowering female character that broke gender stereotypes...but calling Milo 'Ronnie'? Really?"
"Hey, he called me 'KP'."
"I guess you and Milo have your own thing going and far be it from me to get in the way of that. So are you planning on going for cheerleading next year?"
"Thinking about it."
"Girls, girls...please!" Milo spoke up as he took his hot chocolate. "Let's not fight, okay? Remember the Ron Stoppable motto?"
Melissa and Amanda smiled, Melissa pecking Milo on the cheek before both girls said..."Never Be Normal!"
"That's the Ron Stoppable motto!"
Recap: Melissa and Amanda are at peace and Milo is on the road to recovery - meanwhile, Bradley's beaten, Elliot's all but suspended and who knows what's going to happen to Coach Mitchell! And who's next to go on trial? FIND OUT NEXT TIME! Remember...
IT'S MILO'S WORLD AND WE'RE ALL LIVING IN IT!