Nyx has seen many things that should have shocked her but haven't. Bulma slapping Beerus was one of them.
"How dare you come to my party, that I have been planning for weeks, and ruin it!" Bulma nearly had flames coming out of her eyes. "I welcome you, feed you, and treat you like guests only for you to crash my birthday!"
Beerus turned towards her and Nyx instantly knew what was gonna happen next. He slapped Bulma, three times, and she fell to the floor.
"Bulma no!" Nyx ran to grab her before she went all the way down. "You fucking bastard! That didn't even hurt you! Is your ego so big that you can't even see when you are in the wrong?" Nyx began to scream at Beerus.
His eyes narrowed. "You may be different from these others mortal, but you would be best to remember who it is you're speaking to."
"I know exactly who I'm speaking to!" Nyx was shaking in anger. "I'm speaking to an arrogant ass who has let his head get too big."
The ship began to shake and energy was making the air crackle. Everyone looked to Vegeta who was powering up. A yellow aura began to grow around him and his face portrayed nothing short of unadulterated rage.
"How dare you hurt my Bulma!" Vegeta yelled and charged forward at Beerus.
"Vegeta, no!" Nyx shouted. She knew he stood no chance against Beerus.
No sooner than he reached Beerus, was he tossed aside like he was nothing but a ragdoll.
"Kakarot. Where are you?" Vegeta murmured as he hit the deck.
Beerus held his finger up and a purple ball began to form at the tip of it.
Shit. Seems like it's up to me to step in. I should just have to stall. Goku will be here soon. He better. I can't show my power or they will all know something is off.
Nyx thought to herself as she took Bulma to Chi-Chi. When she began to walk over, she started to speak to the destroyer.
"Lord Beerus sir. I don't think it would be a good idea to blow up Earth." Nyx walked over to Beerus, stood up straight, and was still only as tall as his nose. This hasn't dissuaded her, and if anything she was even more determined to stand up to him.
"Why shouldn't I?" He smiled and leaned down in her face, just a bit to close for her comfort. She didn't move though.
"You want to taste pudding, right? How will you do that if you destroy Earth? There is more than just pudding to Earth too. We have so many culinary miracles." She raised her eyebrow and smirked. "None of which will grace your palette if you kill us all though."
His smile widened and he stood up straight again. "You are quite the diplomat aren't you?" He looked around. "Very well. You there, Porky." He pointed to Oolong. "You aren't related to that pink blob that I had the misfortune of meeting earlier, are you?"
"Uh, no-no sir. I'm completely different!" Oolong looked as though he has soiled himself.
"Ok good. How about we play a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. You win, I leave Earth alone. I win, I destroy Earth." Everyone instantly paled.
Oolong walked up to the stage reluctantly, mumbling about "too much pressure" the whole time.
"Ready to begin Pigman?" Beerus taunted. Oolong nodded.
In unison, they began.
"Rock, Paper, Scissors!" It was a tie, both threw scissors.
"How did I tie against a pig man?" Beerus looked up at Oolong suspiciously.
"Did you throw late Porky?"
"No way! If I threw late, why would I tie with you instead of win!"
Beerus considered this.
"Very well, you have a point. Again."
"Rock, Paper, Scissors." A tie. Again, both threw scissors.
"I grow tired of this. Again."
"Rock, Paper, Scissors." Oolong threw scissors yet again. Beerus, however, threw rock.
"Well, it seems that I win." Beerus chided. Pwar began screaming at Oolong over his stupidity. For good reason too.
Beerus raised a finger up, and his orb formed once again.
"Sorry Earthlings, but a promise is a promise." He looked at his attendant. "Come on Whis, its time to go."
"Coming, my lord! I have two delicious sushi samplers made for us." He leaned over to Beerus. "And one for a certain 'guest'." Whis smiled.
"You there mortal, the one who called me arrogant, I'm giving you a chance to save your life. All you have to do is come with us." Beerus smiled.
"As tempting as your offer may be, I must humbly decline. You see, I rather like this planet and I would hate to see it destroyed. But if I'm on it when it gets destroyed, I won't see it. Makes sense?" Nyx smiled.
Whis looked at her sympathetically, and Beerus angrily.
"So you would willingly die?" He seemed stunned.
"Yup." She popped in her earbuds and turned on her music.
"I cannot believe there is someone more stubborn than you my lord." Whis was awestruck.
"Very well. Let her die." Beerus held up the orb and was about to let it fly when Goku popped up on deck.
"Hi, guys!" He looked around.
"Goku, if you don't know where the Super Saiyan God is, and you aren't them, then why are you here?" Beerus shouted.
"Well, I may not know where the Super Saiyan God is, but I know someone who may!" Goku looked to Bulma. "Bulma, I need the Dragon Balls."
She looked startled. "Those were for Bingo prizes!" Bulma sighed. "Fine. If it will get us out of this mess then why not." She walked off, leaving everyone in silence.
Nyx sat there listening to her music, she knew what was going on. She felt Goku's energy behind her and Beerus and Whis's in the sky.
They came down soon after and Beerus settled into one of the deck chairs next to Nyx.
She didn't care, and was about to doze off when she felt Bulma's faint energy get closer.
"Here. Now summon Shenron and hurry up." Bulma was just as anxious as everyone else.
"Thank you Lord Beerus sir for being so patient." Goku said quickly.
"Yea. Yea. Just hurry it up."
"Eternal Dragon, by your name I summon you forth: Shenron!" Goku shouted to the sky and instantly it darkened.
It wasn't like the nights that Nyx loved so much, it was much more dreary. It sent shivers down her spine and for once in her life, she wanted the sun back. Then a huge dragon sprang forth from the Dragon Balls. She looked up shocked. She liked to consider herself a badass who has seen it all, but nothing came close to this.
"Holy shit." Was all she could manage when Shenron began to speak.
"State your wish." His voice was so deep and thunderous that it seemed to shake the heavens.
"Well see Lord Beerus here is looking for a Super Saiyan God and I have no idea what that is. I was wondering if you knew who it was or you could bring them here?" Goku was talking to Shenron like he wasn't the slightest bit intimidating.
Then Shenron turned into a fangirl.
"Wait Lord Beerus is here? Oh wow. It's an honor, sir." Shenron was actually blushing.
"I don't care if it's an honor, just tell me about the damned Super Saiyan God."
Nyx almost felt bad for Shenron.
"Oh, yes, sorry. Well, I don't know them, and I can't bring them here. They don't exist yet." Beerus grumbled and raised his finger once again.
"I can tell you how to make one though!" He quickly countered. "You need five Saiyans to channel their energy into another Saiyan vessel while they are all touching. This creates the Super Saiyan God." Shenron finished.
"Thanks, Shenron. You can go back now!" Goku said.
As soon as Goku told him that, the dragon was gone.
"I see a little issue here, we only have 5 Saiyans, we need 6."
Beerus frowned.
"It seems your luck has run out Earth."
"No. Does the little Saiyan in my belly count?" Everyone turned to Videl.
"I'm gonna be a dad?" Gohan ran up to Videl and hugged her. "I'm gonna be a dad!"
"Just get on with the ceremony already!" Beerus shouted, breaking the beautiful moment.
"Who's gonna be the vessel?" Piccolo said, shocking everyone.
"Oh, I guess we didn't think of that." Goku looked at everyone. "I'll be the vessel thing!"
Vegeta jumped into the conversation after that.
"No Kakarot! You always get to play the hero!" Vegeta whined.
"Oh come on Vegeta, you can be it next time!" Goku patted the shorter Saiyan on the shoulder, only eliciting a grunt in response.
The Saiyans and Videl all got into a circle, hands on each other, and energy channeled to Goku.
Soon they all began to glow a bright yellow. Even Videl's belly was glowing. After about a minute of them giving their energy, the entire sky began to change. It was like a tunnel of clouds had formed around the ship. No one was focused on Goku, however, and saw his change. His eyes and hair both turned red and his energy became nonexistent to everyone but Beerus, Whis, and Nyx.
"You're stronger. That's for sure." Nyx remarked.
"Hey! How come you can you feel his energy. I sure can't!" Goten said.
"Yes, how can you?" Whis questioned.
Quickly scrambling to clear things up, Nyx had to think of a grand excuse.
"I-I can't, he just looks stronger. That's all." It seemed that everyone accepted her excuse. Everyone but Whis. Beerus was to focused on Goku and the fight that was coming up to notice anything.
"Alright, Goku, are you ready to take on a Destroyer God?"
Goku looked at Beerus and without any hesitation said "Oh, hell yea!"
Nyx put her head in her hand.
"I'm surrounded by idiots."