Don't hate me too much

Lucy POV

"Ok, I'm in position" I say quietly into the earpiece I have in my ear.

"Alright everybody is ready, go ahead and go in" Leo replied through the ear piece.

I put my innocent face on and walked up to the guild. Somebody saw me coming and screamed for me to stop but I didn't. Nobody tells me what to do.

"Please, Help Me!" I yelled towards the man.

"Whats your business here!" he yelled back.

"I'm lost! Please help me!" I kept walking towards him so he could see my awesome figure, after all that was the plan. Nobody can say no to this body. I got close enough that he saw me and I watched as a wide grin spread across his face, bastards full of himself!

"Hey there babe, what you doing all the way out here"

"Are you a guild? Can you help me? I'm lost and I need help" I replied, trying not to to puke my guts out.

"Of course we are! Come right on in and I'll take you to my don".

"Oh thank you, thank you!"

He opens the guild door and holds it open for me. I guess chivalry isn't dead. He leads me inside and walks towards the back but I stop in the center.

"My don is back her- Oh what you doing sexy?"

"Hmm? Oh I'm going kill you" I said with a smile on my face.

"Wha-"

I shot him. Straight in the head. Bam. Just like that. Nobody moved. How could they? An innocent blonde just walked in and shot a member in the face with a SMILE on my face. The don came out of his room and stopped dead in his tracks. Looked at the dead body, to me, to my gun and back to the body.

"What The Fuck!" he screamed.

"NOW!" I screamed into the earpiece and all hell broke loose.

Taur and Cap dropped down and caused chaos. Sag and Scor started shooting through the windows. Leo came behind the don, detained him and dragged him backwards toward the back wall. Everything was going exactly as planned and during all of this I'm am just standing there staring. Occasionally I shift to dodge flying bullets but I don't really move. Don't get me wrong members are coming at me trying to take me down but my team doesn't let them get close enough to cause damage. I'm currently having a staring contest with the don, haven't broke eye contact. At All!

"You bitch! Who are you!" the don screamed at me.

I didn't answer him. I gave a little smile and walked towards him, it wasn't a normal walk no it was a sexy walk. A twirl and skip here and there but I walked the sexyist (An: is that a word?) walk ever known. The don started to get restless with me walking towards him so Leo had to hold him tighter. I got to about 10 feet from him and I can tell he is getting mad, real mad.

"You want to know who I am? Do you want to know why I'm here?" I asked him.

At this point all of the shooting has ended so I assume that everybody is dead.

"Do you want to know why we killed everybody? Why we are going to kill you? You mister are on a hit-list, Fairy Tails hit-list. Fairy Tail decided that you needed to be eliminated and we are here to do just that."

"Hahahahaha you're Fairy Tails lap dogs. Doing whatever they ask, that's pathetic" he teased.

"Lap Dogs? HA I am nobody's lap dog. Celestial Spirits is nobody's lap dog" I replied.

He instantly turned white at the mention of Celestial Spirits.

"Who are you" he asked again.

"Who Me?" I mock as I slowly unzip my leather jacket, taking caution to make sure that he couldn't see the zodiac signs just yet.

"I'm just a badass assassin who is having a fun time" I answered myself.

After a few seconds of just staring at him and him at me, I smirk and throw the jacket back showing the zodiac signs. I hear him gasp and I take the jacket off of my arms and throw the jacket in the air in front of me.

"Leo move" I say quietly into the earpiece as the jacket falls between our eyes, so I cant see the don and he cant see me.

I quickly pull out my handguns and point them at him. It was like a movie scene. It was BADASS!

AN: The jacket is supposed to go between them so we she pulls out her guns he cant see her doing that. Then the jacket falls and all he sees is 2 guns pointed at them. I hope that clears up what I'm trying to convey through this scene.

The don looked so shocked, it was hilarious.

"The zodiac! Wait, if your wearing the signs then that must mean you'r-"

I throw my hands up interrupting his realization. Then I slowly trail my handguns down my body while walking towards him.

"That's right, I'm Lucy fucking Heartfillia. Daughter of don Jude. Next don to Celestial Spirits!" I answered proud of who I was.

When I get to about a few feet from him, I drop it down low. I could tell that he liked me being down there because he had a TENT in his pants! Gross! I give a sweet sadistic smile and extend my arm outwards, straight to his dick. BOOM!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

I raise to my feet as he falls to his knees but I don't let him fall any further. I rush forward and shove one of my handguns in his mouth probably breaking a few teeth. I was about to shoot when he smirked at me.

"What are you smirking at?" I hissed at him.

"Bye Bitch" he gritted up between his teeth.

And that's when I noticed the remote in his hands and I was too slow to catch him before he pushed the button.

Hey...IM SORRY! ~Here ya go~...-Im gonna go die now- R&R