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Note: This chapter contains some scenes from Avengers Assemble (Hulk's Day Out).
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Bayville High, Gymnasium
"Why are we here again?" Naruto asked in annoyance as he was rudely pushed by an excited fan while sitting in the gymnasium of Bayville High.
"To watch the match" his partner answered curtly, not taking her blue eyes away from the match.
"Let me rephrase that, why am I here?" the redhead asked flatly as he turned to his busty dark skinned lover.
"To keep me company"
A sweatdrop trailed down his head when he saw her expressionless features and monotonous response. "At least look at me while talking"
The bunny-butted woman turned her blue eyes away from the match and gave her annoyed lover a glazed over look, biting on one plump cock-sucking lip in the most lewd way possible. "You happy now?"
"I didn't ask for a 'come and fuck me' look" the redhead replied in a whiny tone as he tried to control himself. Damn this woman, she was having such strange and powerful effects on his … little partner. Those pillowy lips were just perfect to wrap around his dick and suck his balls dry!
"What is wrong with this look?" Ororo asked in a teasing tone, reaching forward to gently rub his hard on through the leather pants.
"If it wasn't for this crowd and your nephew, I would have shown you" he retorted grumpily, swatting her trailing hand with a pout. Seriously, why was he here when he could have been teasing the living daylights out of Kitty for getting an eyeful of his dong.
That little cutie was just too much!
"Oh hush you" the dark skinned mutant stated in a dismissive tone, eyes widening in excitement when her nephew performed a surprising stunt and slammed the ball into the basket, colliding midway with a fellow participant.
Excitement turned to surprise and curiosity when her eyes witnessed a familiar development on her nephew's forearm. The appearance of spiked protrusions was all the confirmation she needed to approach her wayward relative.
"Did you see that?"
"Yeah, if this guy shoved me again, I am kicking his ass!" Naruto grumbled in annoyance, shooting a heated glare towards an excited fan who seemed ready to fly from sheer excitement when Evan scored a goal.
The busty mutant chuckled amusingly. "Not that love, I mean did you see anything strange regarding my nephew?"
"He is a dude"
A searing look greeted his sarcastic comment. "Seriously?"
"I mean I don't pay attention to guys, so nope I didn't notice anything about your nephew other than the fact that he is a dude" Naruto retorted cheekily, draping an arm over his lover's shoulder. "I did notice that cheerleader behind him, though."
"Of course you did" Ororo bit back flatly, rolling her eyes in exaggeration as she stood up from her seat and moved to follow her nephew into the locker room. Leave it to Naruto to ignore their objective and focus on teenage girls. "Are you coming or not?"
"Not until you wrap those succulent lips around my …" the redhead started wisely, only to stop mid-sentence when he received a deadpan look. Sheesh, she had no sense of humor. "Oh you mean that, yeah I am coming"
Following the silver haired mutant to the locker room, Naruto turned a single eye towards a scowling teen standing solely in the gymnasium, glaring daggers at Evan. Ororo may have only noticed Evan's developing powers but he saw something else.
Evan was not the only teen who had an X gene.
But that was a topic for another time. For now he had a much serious issue to attend to.
'Shake those cheeks baby' the redhead snickered lecherously as he followed behind Ororo and ogled the fat cheeks of her massive dusky booty wobble from side to side as if inviting him to stab his junior into the middle and pound away.
Avenger Tower, Manhattan
"This better be the end of the world to warrant my attention here" Naruto muttered in annoyed tone as he strolled the corridors of the Avenger tower into the conference room, followed by Ironman. "I was busy"
"With what exactly?"
"You are too young to know that" the redhead retorted smugly, smacking the iron-clad man on the back with enough force to send him flying into a wall. Not everyone was entitled to know that he had been balls deep inside Ororo's fat ass when he had received the call. "And I am not paying for that"
The billionaire groaned in resignation, almost regretting his decision to call this walking disaster to the tower but the current situation needed his attention. Unfortunately, he was the only person who knew what to do in the situation they were facing. "Hulk has been hurt"
"Huh?"
"Trust me that was what I said" Tony replied blankly. "But someone has hit him hard enough to give him amnesia"
"Wait, someone has hit my buddy hard enough to make him forget that he is green?" Naruto asked in a strange tone, receiving a dry look from the billionaire. "He doesn't remember anything?"
"Yup"
"Not even me?"
"Yes"
"Whoever did this will pay!" the redheaded Dimension Hopper growled angrily, stomping towards the infirmary. "Only I am allowed to beat the living crap out of him, I have the legal documents to prove my claims!"
"Umm… yeah" Who in their right minds would give someone legal documents to beat another guy? No one! Was that supposed to be his logic? According to the redhead, yup!
Delivering a Spartan kick to the door of the infirmary, Naruto rushed into the room and frantically looked around the chamber for his green friend, only to find him innocently peering at the large bulb flashing in front of his face.
"Look at him, so innocent, so peaceful …" the redhead started in a shaky tone, slowly approaching the bed that housed the giant green superhero with an expression of pure brotherly love. In fact, the expression looked so genuine that even Tony felt bad for the redhead. "So stupid, I mean come on! Get your green ass up!"
Those feelings of sympathy only lasted a few seconds.
Ironman could only shake his head in disbelief when Naruto recoiled his fist and thrust forward with a sonic boom, striking the green gamma beast straight in the face. The force of the punch was enough to render the recently awaken superhero unconscious.
"Who in the nine bloody hells told you to start a fight without me? I am supposed to be the guy who tears ribbons out of your gamma ass. Do you know how I feel about you getting your ass handed to you by some random dude?! I can't even walk on the streets with this embarrassment. Are you even listening to me?" the redhead shouted in indignation as he stood over an unconscious Hulk, screaming profanities at the downed superhero. "Hello, greenie, you still there buddy?"
Tony palmed his face in indignation, feeling a headache gnawing at the back of his head. "Naruto, I called you here to figure what happened to him, not punch him to death!"
The former Shinobi nodded seriously, rubbing his chin in thought as he looked at his green friend. "Normally by this time, we are beating the living shit out of each other … well I am mostly beating the shit out of him but that is not the point. He is used to getting sucker punched by me all the time, the fact that he is out like a log by a single love tap means that something is wrong with him"
For the umpteenth time that day, Tony palmed his face.
Yancy Street
After waiting for Hulk to gain consciousness and, much to the continued annoyance of the redhead, continued to act like he hadn't been punched. Placating Naruto's anger of not being recognized by his smashing buddy with a bowl of ramen, Tony left to assist an Oil tanker and left Captain America to keep an eye on the two.
Mostly on Naruto since he was almost on the verge of exploding from anger.
Figuring out Hulk's dilemma had brought the three superheroes to Yancy St, which according to the Dimension Hopper was one of their occasional relaxing spot with another friend.
Which brought them to the current situation.
"Aren't you going to stop them?" Captain America asked in a dry tone as he watched Hulk and the Thing brawl against one another in the middle of the oddly destroyed street, while a gleefully grinning Naruto observed the scene with a bag of popcorns.
"You only get to watch this marvelous ass-kicking once in a lifetime" the redhead retorted smugly, clapping cheerfully when Hulk slammed two police cars together, trapping a growling Thing in between the metal contraptions. "Just sit back and enjoy the show"
"With all due respect, I am not here for enjoyment" the strict soldier countered seriously, gripping his shield tightly as he frowned.
"Feel free to jump in and stop them if you wish" Naruto shrugged nonchalantly, throwing a handful of popcorns into his mouth as he enjoyed the show. "I ain't saving your ass if they team up on you"
Some people just didn't appreciate good shows these days. Why back in his days, people used to pay loads of bucks in order to sit down in the stadium and watch people beat the living daylight out of each other.
"I appreciate your concern" the Captain bit back sarcastically as he prepared to throw his shield into the middle of the two growling monsters.
"You are welcome"
Unknown Dimension
"Why are we jumping into the rainbow?" Captain America asked in a firm but wary tone as he watched Naruto fly straight into the colorful rainbow, having no option other than following the redhead.
"Because my buddy jumped in there"
"Fair point but shouldn't we come up with a plan?" the strict Captain muttered seriously, gritting his teeth in exertion when the force of the strange dimensional hole rattled the Quinjet like a ragdoll. This was a bad idea and he was already regretting it.
"Don't worry; I have plans on top of plans" the Dimension Hopper retorted cheekily, flying straight into the void without any regard for his own safety. He wasn't the Dimension Hopper for now reason after all. He knew pretty much everything there was to know about the Multiverse.
"Somehow I doubt that"
Before the metallic aircraft could lose its balance and plummet to the suddenly available ground, Naruto grabbed the beak of the Quinjet and gently lowered it down to the ground, inhaling a peaceful puff of air as he looked around the area.
A strange dimension filled with blinding colors but mostly gold and brown. The ground that they landed on was a large stadium like landscape of light gold, built similar to the fighting arenas he had seen during the Olympian and Spartan empires.
A giant castle of gold and brown color stood majestically at the front of the stadium, no doubt housing the owner of the dimension. Said owner soon came into the visions when their eyes fell upon Hulk shaking hands with a strange but serene humanoid, dressed in a glowing Spartan tunic and hood.
The super soldier reluctantly followed Naruto as he walked forward, no doubt trying to approach his green friend. While this glowing looked familiar, he was still too far away to be recognized.
"Glorian"
A twinkle of excitement and profound respect flashed in the inter-dimensional craftsman's eyes when he observed the approaching form of one of the most revered and feared beings of the Multiverse.
"Ah Lord Naruto, you are indeed a sight to sore eyes" the gold-skinned being greeted respectfully, offering a small bow when Naruto neared the two beings. "How may I be of service?"
Captain America stayed behind near the Quinjet after an internal battle with himself on whether to go and introduce himself to the newly revealed Glorian or stay near their only way of escape should things get ugly. Glorian was neutral but it couldn't hurt to be careful.
"At ease, Glorian, I was only following Hulk" the redhead responded causally, shooting a glare at his green friend. A simple eye contact was enough to make the gold-skinned being understand that his status was not to be thrown around lightly. "He seems to have gotten Amnesia after a brawl with a barbarian"
"Barbarian? Are you referring to the Asgardian?" the craftsman asked in confusion, offering an imperceptible nod to show that he understood the signal. The Dimension Hopper was not someone who was known for his patience and frankly he didn't want to be erased for opening his mouth. "He did insist on fighting friend Hulk the last time he was here"
"Wait, you mean the blond Viking hit you?" Naruto grumbled in indignation as he glared at a sheepish Hulk. This guy was supposed to be his sparring partner. He shouldn't be kicked around by just anyone dammit! "What the hell, Hulk? Blondie kicked your ass and made you forget it!?"
"Hulk not feel … good" the gamma-enhanced superhero groaned in pain as he clutched his stomach, dropping to his knees in guttural growls.
Narrowing his eyes in thought, the former Shinobi stepped forward and placed a glowing hand on the groaning beast, sending a burst of green energy into his core before pulling his hand away along with a leech-like worm.
"You really should watch what you eat" Naruto said in a dry tone as he eyed the tiny creature look around for a host to leech onto, only to sense his energy and shrink in fear. "Hello parasite, remember me?"
The leech could screech and groan as a bright light from Naruto's eyes slowly disintegrated its body into nothing but dust, leaving two Avengers desperate for answers.
"Steve, you guys might want to go to the moon and assist Blondie before he is eaten alive by the Badoon Cylek" Naruto declared loudly, alarming the blond haired soldier by his sudden order.
"The what?"
"The bastard I just roasted" Still receiving a blank and confused expression from the super soldier, Naruto palmed his face in annoyance. Of course Steve wouldn't know what the parasite was. "Never mind, just take Hulk with you and go before Thor is eaten"
He would have loved to accompany them and indulge in some good old fashioned ass-kicking but there were two reasons,
One he needed to get back to the Xavier Mansion and take his first teaching class.
Second … well there was no second reason. He was just being an asshole and sexist. If Natasha had been on this mission, he would have gladly followed them because that woman had one of the best booty to ever grace his sinful eyes.
Not to mention her wonderful mouth. That redheaded temptress give the most insane and toe-curling blowjob ever, almost reaching Anko's level. If there was no blowjob or pussy pounding guaranteed after the mission, he wasn't moving an inch even if the entire world came to an end.
Training Room, Xavier Institute
"Professor, are you sure Naruto is the right person to teach us? I mean he doesn't look like the 'teaching' type" Scott Summer voiced out in concern as he and his friends stood beside their disabled mentor and guardian outside the Training Room, waiting for the redhead.
"Your concerns are well placed Scott but I believe Naruto is the only one who can ease you into your full potential" the bald mutant replied smoothly, offering an assuring nod to his young student. The students had all the right to be nervous because Naruto was a wild card. "Just bear with me on this and I promise you will not regret it"
"If you say so"
"He is here"
Shadowcat, Nightcrawler, Cyclops, Jean and Spike turned to the elevator as soon as their mentor announced the arrival of the redhead, breathes held in anticipation and hearts thumping in nervousness.
"Good morning everyone, a pleasant day to start your tortu… I mean training, isn't it?" Naruto announced sweetly, perhaps too sweetly, as he approached the team.
'Did he just say 'torture'?' the young mutants gasped in unison.
As soon as Naruto's eyes met with Kitty's, the young mutant flushed redder than a ripe tomato, eyes darting away from the redhead's mischievous blue orbs. She couldn't even look him straight in the eyes without thinking back to the monster she had seen dangling between his legs.
'So cute!' the redhead snickered cheekily when he saw the petite mutant's flushed visage. He was almost tempted to forget the training, shove her inside the training room and plunge his dong through her cute little lips into her throat.
"Good morning old friend" Professor Xavier greeted gently, receiving a grinning nod from the redhead. "Your students are ready to begin. I hope you don't go too hard on them"
'Too hard?!' Kitty shouted in her mind, hormonal mind instantly jumping back to the image of Naruto's serpent-like dick almost kissing her lips. Now that she thought about it, it hadn't been even hard at the time … NO, stop thinking about his wonderful, long and veiny cock… NO, NO!
"You know Charles, I never go easy on anyone" the former Shinobi retorted ominously, an evil looking aura materializing behind him in the most creepiest way possible.
'Never go easy on ANYONE!' Needless to say, Kitty wasn't the right state of mind at the moment because every word took her mind to places consisting entirely of long dicks attached to redheaded studs.
Well aware that arguing with the redhead would only incite him to be extra cruel with his students; the disabled professor gently mouthed 'good luck' to his horrified students and strolled out of the corridor into the lift.
"I don't care how Badger or Ororo conducted your training, I am in charge so whatever I say goes" Naruto started in a strict tone, cheerfulness and goofiness nowhere to be found as he pinned each and every one of his new students down with his piercing gaze. "When I say jump, you don't ask how high. You simply jump as high as you can and as long as you can until I tell you otherwise, understood?"
"Y-yes sir!" Was he trying to kill them? Because those instructions looked more like death threats than rules of his training method!
"Good, now there is another thing you should know" the former Shinobi continued. "Learning how to control your mutant powers is not the only thing I will be teaching you. Physical training and hand to hand combat will also be on the agenda every SINGLE DAY!"
'We are screwed!'
He tried not to take sick pleasure from the constipated looks on his students' faces after the announcement. "And finally, there will be two parts of training. One will be one on one mentoring where I will be teaching only one of you. Right after that, all of you will use whatever I have taught you to deliver a hit on me"
'We are royally screwed!'
A dark grin of utter malice and dread graced the redhead's lips as he turned to his students, blue eyes flashing a deep red. "Now who will be my first victim?"
'PROFESSOR HELP US!'
Omake
(Naruto as Hokage)
"Congratulations brat, you finally did it" a busty blonde woman stated gently, brown eyes twinkling with a profound love and admiration when the young boy she had argued, fought and brawled grew up right before her eyes and took the most desired position in the village.
"Thanks granny" Naruto retorted with a wide cheeky grin, taking sick pleasure from the tic mark pulsing on Tsunade's beautiful visage. "My first order of business is for ramen to be declared the national food of the Fire Country"
The busty woman could only sweatdrop. "You don't have that authority"
"Huh?"
"You can only declare changes that are within your authority which means inside the village, not the whole country"
"Granny, when I declare something, I want it done" the redhead muttered ominously, eyes shadowed by his crimson locks. "Ramen, National food, ASAP!"
"You don't order me brat, I still have some authority as the former Hokage" Tsunade retorted smugly, cocking her thick hips to the side with a sassy smirk. He may be the Hokage now but his childishness may never truly disappear.
The redhead trailed his eyes over the former Hokage's well-endowed form. Beautiful face, plump lips perfect for latching onto his dickhead, humongous pair of tits straining against her gray kimono, slender waist, wide motherly hips, one of the fattest ass he had seen and strong legs.
"Well then, for my second order of business, I want you" the redhead growled throatily, inciting a deep blush from the stupefied woman when she comprehended the demand.
"You what!?" Did he just say that he wanted HER? Was he insane? Maybe receiving the position of Hokage was too much for him and his brain died.
"I want you, under me, moaning my name" Naruto whispered huskily, ominously standing up from the comfortable Hokage chair.
"Dream on brat, do you think I will let you, of all people, get between my legs?" the busty woman growled angrily, crimson blush still on full blast. Did he really think that just because he was the leader now, he could make such claims?
15 Minutes Later
"I take back what I said!" the former Hokage moaned lewdly, eyes rolled to the back of her skull and tongue hanging freely from her mouth as she was bent over the desk she used to work on and had the biggest and thickest cock she had ever seen plunging into her previously empty womb over and over again. "You can get between my legs anytime you want!"
Who knew the little brat had it in him to overwhelm HER, the former Hokage and the strongest woman known to the Shinobi world? Not to mention said brat had seduced her, bent her over her work desk and was fucking her in the span of 15 minutes!
By the log, he had been carrying a freaking serpent in his pants. If she had known that he was hung like a horse down below, she would have allowed him to fuck her brains out every day!
A shriek ripped through her lips when Naruto delivered a thundering slap to the fat cheeks of her doughy buttocks, causing delicious ripples to run through the wobbling flesh as while hammered his monstrous dong into the moaning former Hokage.
"Who am I, granny?" Naruto asked smugly, bending forward to lightly slump over her form and near her ears as he pounded into her surprisingly tight pussy, each thrust deeper than the last.
"You are the Hokage!" the busty woman yelled in pleasure, tongue lolling uselessly outside her mouth as her womb was stabbed repeatedly by the young Hokage.
"And who are you?"
"I AM YOUR SLUT!" Who cared if those words sounded so wrong? It was giving her pleasure and that was what mattered. She was probably going to deny being anyone's slut but that was for later.
From now on, she wasn't going to deny him anything. She would get down on her knees and suck his glorious dick under the table during important meetings. Bounce on his meat sword while he was doing paperwork and let him stretch her unused ass like her owned it!
"Damn right you are!" the new Hokage growled in bliss, gripping the moaning woman by her thick hips, fingers digging into the doughy flesh of her massive ass as he embedded every inch of his meat pillar into her cunt and pumped her full of his seed.
Oh yeah, being Hokage was even better than what he had envisioned.
THE END
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