Quotes that I like
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever really have is now.
He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever... He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the universe... And... he's wonderful.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance than baffle them with bullshit.
Come to the dark side. (We have cookies.)
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and watch as the world tries to figure out how you did it.
Have you noticed that people can sometimes do the impossible because they don't know it's impossible?
Be the kind of woman who, when her feet hit the ground in the morning, the Devil says, "Oh crap, she's awake!"
When in doubt, make up words.
Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside, but we can't run around naked?
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
Don't knock on death's door…ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Do I know Sarcasm? Why yes, he's my best friend. I call him Snarky for short...(He's kinda cute as well)
Nothing can kill me... except my best friend Sarcasm
Sarcasm isn't an attitude; it's an ART. Don't go dissing my best friend.
It takes real skill to trip over a flat surface
I am a bomb technician - If you see me running try to keep up.
Kit. Kit. Kit, wake up! YOU LAZY MIDGET-SIZED PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A MIDDAY SNACK! WAKE UP THIS INSTANT!
Be insane- well behaved people never made history.
"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"
Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
"With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."- Nico di Angelo
"Someday I must read this scholar Everyone. He seems to have written so much-all of it wrong." -Immortals, Emperor Mage
"I hope you will think of a smart way to fight them. If you don't, I will find a stupid way." -Daine
"Lord Raoul asked me to tell you that if you get yourself killed, he will never speak to you again."
"I thought they killed you. I lost my temper."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You musn't loose it."' Robin Williams
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself.
Something here doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick.
The gods must love stupid people, they made so many.
Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
Children are the future. Be afraid, very afraid.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.
Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Save the Earth, it's the only planet with chocolate.
You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had.
He can heal, but he can never be whole again.
If you can't BEAT them, JOIN them
If you can't JOIN them, BRIBE them
If you can't BRIBE them, BLACKMAIL them
If you can't BLACKMAIL them, KILL them
If you can't KILL them, you're SCREWED
I took the less traveled road... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?
Hating the one you love is far harder than loving the one you hate. - Cristina Orante
Who Am I?
I am the one . . . that doesn't go to school dances. I am the one that people look through when I say something. I am the one that spends most of my free time reading, or writing. I am the one that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the one that doesn't spend all my time on FaceBook, or talking about cars or sex to my friends. I am the one that hasn't been asked out in a year . . . or ever. I am the one that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and slash in the rain.
But I am also the one who knows and is proud to be who I am, doesn't care if people call me weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express myself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this to your profile, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.