Author's note : just taking time off from Tf2 to work on a Christmas special for RVB RWBY crossover story involving the time line from the story I was writing. There will be more chapters for the return of Church and how he's going to get back to Remnant so don't worry that story may take a while to develope. But I may need a couple suggestions for the next universe Church crosses over to. Thanks again for reading this.

Church slept a good sleep for the the night ask he laid in his hammock, swinging from side to side. He was dreaming about being alone on a paradise island without anyone to bother him. However his dream was interrupted as Ruby belly flopped on to his stomach as he jolted awake, he thought someone was attempting to attack him. " What what where's my sniper rifle? " Church said as he was looking at Ruby who was smiling at him. " Rubes, what's got you so happy? "

Ruby just kept smiling "It's Christmas Eve!" She was now screaming in his ear waking everyone else up.

Church saw everyone else beginning to wake up as he saw Tucker rise next to Yang in her bed. He now had two questions in his mind. " You guys celebrate Christmas only this planet too? Oh and also, Tuesday how'd you get in... " Church now thought it was best not to ask. " Know what, nevermind forget I asked.

" Yeah don't you guys celebrate Christmas? " When Ruby asked this Church wash beginning to remember Christmases at Blood Gulch. Everyone in the canyon half assed there gifts to each other, Church tried getting into the Christmas spirit but when he tried to bake cookies the oven was set on fire. When he tried to kiss Tex under the mistletoe she kneed him in the crotch. When he tried to be giving to the Reds, Sarge grabbed his shotgun as he screamed ' We're gonna deck his halls ' chasing Church back to his base.

Church then answered. " Me and the holidays don't really go together. Plus I haven't celebrated its since... a while back."

Ruby was now in a shocked and determined state of mind. " I promise to you my dear friend Church, I will make this the best Christmas you had yet, or my name isn't Ruby Rose. "

He chuckled a little at her seriousness. " Alright then knock yourself out. "

" Oh no, I'm gonna have you help me. Starting with getting a tree. "

" Fine let's go to the store and get another artificial tree. "

" Nope we're getting a real tree. "

" Oh fuck, this is going to be a long day. "

* In the forest near the school *

Church and Ruby were looking for the perfect tree to fit in there dorm room. As Church found the perfect tree for its size and weight, he pulled out his large sword and chopped it down in one swing. As he admired his handy work he and Ruby turned around to see ten Ursa behind them. He began to fire his rifle until he heard the click reminding him to reload, as he reached for another clip he saw he took down three of the ten. He felt his side and to his amazement he had no clip as he now had to rely on his sword. He and Ruby stood back to back as Church swung ferociously at three in his direction as blood started to drip from his blade he paused to catch his breathe. As he stood there he was expecting an attack from the beasts, as he glanced up he looked to see Ursa bits fall apart and drop to the floor.

Ruby and him were both tired and had barely enough energy to carry the tree back to the room. Well, Church carried it. As he was finished pitching it in place he noticed Ruby grabbing a box full of ornaments from the closest. They weren't any different from usual holiday decorations, in fact they were like the ones from Earth, all except one Ruby hand made. It was a picture of Church and her as they were done after a battle of fighting off Grimm, Church was standing straight up while Ruby was clinging on his back as usual. The border of the frame was interesting to him, it was half light blue mixed with half red, what it said cracked him up. " Why are we here? I don't know but I'm glad you're here. " Church didn't want to say anything to embarrass Ruby so he put it back in place.

Later that night not much had happened, until next morning comes they would be filled with joy.

Church woke up the same way he did when Ruby woke him up the night before. Church jolted awake again seeing Ruby now screaming, " It's CHRISTMAS MORNING, WAKE UP!" Everyone was up at this point, Tucker woke up next to Yang in her bed again, Church stopped questioning it. Church had gotten his gifts already judging on what each of them liked.

Weiss was so excited for what she got, "Oh my gosh, who knew?" she asked as she held up a pair of combat heels with dust in the heel. "This is what I wanted." Church thought her dad could buy but chose not to question it.

Then he turned to Blake as she opened hers he saw a look of embarrassment and joy. Who knew? And how did you know? " She said as she lifted an author's cut of 'Ninjas of Love' .

Tucker grabbed a box that was labeled for him and Yang, as he opened it there was a mixed emotions on his and Yang's face. "Okay who's the smart ass? " Church laughed when Tucker held up his present. A 50 pack box of magnum condoms, everyone who knew what those were had their own expressions. Blake giggled but then it turned to an all out laughter, Weiss had a look of complete shock and disgust, all but Ruby knew what those were.

"What are those? " Everyone shrugged trying to act innocent.

"Next!" Church urging everyone to nod.

As Ruby opened hers she burst with joy as it was a brand new chew toy for Zwei, it was a Persian Blue soldier with an assault rifle. "Awww, who knew Zwei wanted this. " Church laughed when the dog ferociously swung it in his mouth.

Everyone was now looking to see what Church got, as he was opening his gift, it was a small box, Ruby was building up with excitement. Church opened it as he lifted the lid a frown came upon his face. He lifted the gift to see it was a laser sight attachment. " Who was this from? " He said in a saddened voice as Ruby was now feeling ashamed.

" M Me. I got that for you. " Ruby said in the same tone as Church.

" Why? "

" I didn't know what to get you, so I asked Tucker what you always needed. He said you used to have bad aim so I made that for you. I'm sorry I just thou- " she was stopped by Church hugging her with tears in his eyes.

Choking a few tears back Church managed to say " Ruby this is the best, most thoughtful gift anyone has ever given to me. I love it. "

" So was this the Christmas you hoped for? "

" Nope "

" Oh I see. "

" It's better. " Church then saw Tucker leave the room and come back with a box awfully close to his groin. He remembered Tucker's gift to Sister for Christmas last time. " Tucker that better not be what I think it is. "

" What? Oh come on Church would I do that another time? " Tucker asked as he lifted his hands up to show the box droop a little.

" No no no no no. End the special. End the special! "

End of Christmas Special.

Author's note : just took time off from my other story to write this one. Also after the Tf2 crossover story I was going to have a crossover to the Battleborn story before Church returns to Remnant. Also I'm going to in the future write another crossover later about RVB and some other story during the revelation series. When Church was hanging in the empty base by himself.

Thank you and Merry Christmas and Happy new years

See you next year. Get it?