I don't don't want to be sober and I'm not looking forward to the hangover that will come with falling asleep, I'm writing and why and how did I get here and this will need poof reading.
They locked me in my living courters and I have to pee, and they want me to go in a jar. I'm a Highlord and I'm supposed to save the world all this and I. Think you should shut up and clean my room. I think. You think we all think. I'm not feeling well. The Senate of Stupidmoon, you suck, I hate you so much sober me. Why do you have to be so stupid you can't see and need glasses. I save you from the best part and… why is there no one in my bed, doesn't anyone love me?
I haven't had sex since I was on the Alliance side; don't let the Senate hear that. Lost it to a draenei, those tentacles are a lot softer then they look and there such a giving race of blue people. Thought I was actually a High Elf, until he didn't. I hope they unlock my room and I can find Boro's room and this stupid earthquake stops.
(Un-understandable writing due to shaking)
I was just minding my own business having a good time. Chilling like a boss. Highlord is what I am, and not you Lord Maxwell Tyrosus that means I can touch you whenever I WANT! You need to buy me food, you bought me food and said, "Sober up High Lord."
And I threw it at you because you only have one eye… you never saw it coming.
I took your hearthstone and threw it out side why'll we were flying back to Lights Hope. Don't ask me because I won't remember where I put it.
I love October and Brew Feast and drinking, father drank. He's drinking as we're speaking, writing, but all the time, why do you have to be so f-king drunk all the time? You embarrass me every time we go out and you wonder why I don't want you in my life. "Oh, I need to cope with the mana addiction."
You're a fucking loser and you need to quit drinking so goddamn much.
I promised Garrosh Hellscream I wouldn't even look at a bottle. So many days sitting in a corner sweating but freezing.
He locked me up too, in Ragefire Chasm and I still felt cold. Chained to stones and I could only beg for a drink that would warm me up and be denied. The light from the lava would hurt my eyes until I couldn't see anymore.
The invasion, couldn't save momma, couldn't save momma, momma I'm sorry I couldn't kill Arthas, and I saw him so many times and begging for a drink to make the dreams stop and then I would hear the screams. They hurt my head so much and I couldn't keep any food down, I couldn't sleep, and he wouldn't let me take in any mana.
All to keep my eyes blue.
This hasn't been a terrible fall off the wagon, but I need someone to do my laundry, this armor is heavy and stupid and I want to wear a different outfit, why can I just wear a nice dress? The mages and priest get to wear nice things, what kind of an idiot goes from priest to paladin, you Night Elves are so stupid!
I need to take a shower and pee, DON'T THESE PLACES HAVE BATHTUBS! I hope they have a bath ready when I wake up, I feel like I'm going to mess up this room.
Where's my horse, who took the reins for my horse, that stupid one-eyed human took the reins for my horse and I can't find them anywhere.
I should clean up this place it so dusty, who keeps bringing in all the dust? … Oh right, me. I'm the Ashbringer. I make everything dusty.