(AN: IM BOCK GOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. HAV YO SEN STON OCEAN ENIME? JOLINS SOOOOOOOO SAXY AN SHES LOKE HURNY OR SUMTHING IDK BOT ITS COL I LIK IT)
Okyasu wos in strets fending drugs bot than he dascuvered thot oll drogs war rubed by a steler. a blackman wos ther an okyasu cold tel he wos the steler cuz he wos a blackman so he osed the hand to eras his ayes an he bacum deaf so it wos irunicol cuz he wos dark an sawed dark. bot he wosnt actoaly the stealer so okyasu finded the actoal stealer an grobed the drags.
meanwhil…
joske an kuichi wer finding yokako an kuichi an kuichi wos weth his deck out an treying to cum bot it dednt hapen! an averybudy wos loghing at him an caling him puthetic an sum garl thruwed a vanding machin at him an sum icecrams trucks. a gerl wos burn of the iccram trock an she hod lik vary big bobs.
GURETO DAZYO gonna be me galfrend? - joske aksed in a beging wai an she sayed no an juske mad te DORARARARARARA theng an kelled her an transfurmed her bock into ic cream an sum keds eated hir an dyed agan.
omegad whers focking yokako? - juske osked to the wend an the son an the mon wethot gatin respons lik a suldier baing incomuneceted an idk i dunt com up weth mitaphors to thes bot yo con imagen it YO HAV IMAGENATION.
an than…. YOKAKOS FETHER APEARD! AN HE PONCHED KUICHI! AN KUICHI FELLED TO THE FLOR AN GUT A BUNER OF FELLING TO THE FLOR!
HAHAHA I WELL KEL YOOOOOOOO! i huv the powar of making thengs imputent so yo wont fock my doghter shes mine AN NOT IN A SEXAL WAI IN A NUNTOXIC WAI UF LOVEN A DOGTHER AN NUT WONTENG HER TO BE FOCKED STUP THENKIN PERVY YO PERVTHENKERS!
omegad yo ponched kuichi an hes me best frind cuz i mak pejama perties weth hem an he halps me flerting weth garls becuz we grob or decks tugathar an min seems biger! - joske sayd an tryed to dora dora
bot yokakos fether maked a tree amputent an inside the tre! He can becuz the tres so amputent thot the tres attoms ar wek so yo can octoaly be insid lik it wos a watery theng! than he mad likwis weth the flor an he wos insed the flor. he swimed in the flor lik seko frum gulden ocean an grobed kuichi weth buth hands. bot then joske ponched the flor weth krazy dyemond an fexed the flro so it wos not imputent! an yokakos fether wos weth orms outsid flor so he cunt mak the flor amputent puncheng it that is the way he maks it! SO HE WOS TRAPED! joske cumed on yokakos fethers fac as a victury calebration. bot yokakos fether ponched the wend an then…. THE WIND WOS STRUNGER! he didnt dastroy the putentnes to imputent he jost kept it an now he mak the wind putent! so the wind wos so putent tot it braked the flor an kuichis bons an YOKAKOS FETHER WOS FRY! so he mak the wind amputent an NOW THAY FLIING! an whan thay al fleing… yokakos fether mak putent the wind uver joske to mak him fal! BOT JOSKE MAK THE WIND IMPUTENT AGAN WETH KRAZY DIMON AN MAK THE WIN UVER YOKAKOS FETER STRUNG AGAN AN YOKAKOS FETHER STURTED TO FOLL!
YO STOPID! I CAN OSE ME POWARS! - yokako fether sayd making the wend frum down amputent agan. bot kuichi usd OCT 3 AN GRUVITY! SO YOKAKO FETHER FOLING SO TRONG!
yo fol yo cant defet gruvity - kuichi sayd
yeh thers nuthin strunger then grovity except dimond wech is umbrikeble an krezy dimond becuz hes diemond an mabe the nasa thengs? so ther ar at lest 3 thengs thut can defet gruvity bot yor nither uf tham! yo stopid - juske sayd epecly making hig fiv weth kuichi (AN: mgorno can olso defet gruvety becuz he flys bot joske dosnt NOW HIM. THATS COLED CHOROCTER PARSPECTIVE GUYS!)
so yokakos fether wos as ded as a deth theng (i dunt com up weth mitaphors todey surry goys bot ill ask me english techer evan thogh shes a stopid shet that alweys fails me esays even thogh their loke fockin amazing?). AND KUICHI WOS PUTENT AGAN! so they dednt ned to do the drog plan bot thay ded it aniwais becuz okyasu spetn a lut of tim fending thos drogs and it wold be unraspectfol not to use tham! so kuichi grobed the drogs an went fending yokako an joske want for a wolk… an he fond….. JOOOTTTTTARO!
joske i mad a dascuverment whil stering at a tortle lik a ravelation! - jotaro sayd an he wos lik DETH SIRIUS!
omg whot is it i wos guing to sweming clos to se the gerls swemin so if its nut impurtant i well dora dora - joske sayd an it wos INTIMEDATING loke a thret.
i herd kuichi wonts to fock yokako - jotaro sayd - bot he CANT! yokakos frum a roial femily an if she gats prignant a intardiminsional wor wel stort!
oh thots bod - jotaro sayd (AN: IT WOS JOSKE NUT JOTARO SARRY I MISTAK)
than kuichi cum to thot plac
JOSKE I FONALED FOCKED YOKAKO! AN I HAD ARECTION AN SHE HOD AN IRECTION TWO AN I CUMMED AN IT WOS AMAZEN AN ME DOG POLIC AN ME SESTER AN ME MOTHER WER THARE AN THEY AL CLOPED AN STUPED COLIN ME PATHITIC! - kuichi sayd an highfeved weth joske an juske claped an than… HE RAMEMBERD THAT KUICHI CANT DO THAT!
oh shit - joutaro sayd coz thot wos bad
olso shes prignant know we mad prignant tast an tha prignant tast was imag thot we had lik six babys
OH SHITTTTTTTTTT - jotaro sayd an corsed the entrupy an taled kuichi tha sitoaton an kuichi falt gilt an wonted to suycide osing his own deck as a rupe an henging bot than ramumbered the spech thay had on the schol abot nut suyciding becuz yo dye an thats bad so he dednt do it
than… A SPACE THENG WOS FLYING AN IT WOS FRUM YOKAKOS DAMENSION AN REDY TO INVAD EERTH!
OMG THOTS SO BIG - kuichi sayd loking at tha spece thing
omg whots so big? - jotaro usked becuz he wosnt lastening
MY DICK - joske sayd an it wos fony so evrybody laughed
oh thots fony. - jutaro sayd - BOT WE DUN HAV TIM!
yokako famely londed in tonios risturant an he walcomed them an gav them sum pasta bot than he wos ponched to deth by the oliens an his ghost rised to the skis… an rised mor… an morrrreeeeeeeeee…. an he wos…. IN SPACE STETION! bot thots not imputent or nut 4 now at lest its jost epix furshawow ;)
yokakos alien muther loked at jotaros an grabed a dinusaUR an ir storted gulpin lava.
jotaro
OK yor scary bot thers nuthin as scary as a fuly erected hors! - jotaro sayd an it wos undenyable troth
an kuichi…. WAS ONE! dontyo ramember?=?''' in last chopter narrator stated kuichi sited on hol hors that wos an acsual hors AN IT WOS FORADOW 2! so the hors focked the dinosaur an it wos a draw know an kinda saxy bot jost KINDA becuz that woldnt be fory tats scaly an a bit desgustin bot jost a bit i may lik it idk?
yokakos muther grobed mars an throwd it to the nerest chorch SO THEY WOLD GO TO HEL IF KELLED! an now thay had to scap in a yacht thay borowed joseph
an thay are… OUR HEROSSSSSSSS! (imagen thes lik an epic introdoction of mcs ok? lik that vikia infurmation in som mangasss lik jojo fur exampel)
JOTARO KOJOH
a col old goy weth a fetish fur fish an a deldo colecton he oses weth sozi q
JOSKE JOSTAR
a datectiv whos withot muther an now seks RAVENGE! hes angri bot olso a ponchy gamer an he prignanted holy (his sester) once an hud to aburt so hes lik an expert un aburtions
KUICHI
a loser whos her becuz he can cum know an becuz yoakkos mothars chesing him
OKYASU
a humless weth a brav hert an DITIRMINATION
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)OK END UF CHOPTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR i know lut of tim hapended bot i beliv yo forgeving herts so its fine :)))) )
(AN2: YOO THAT WOS EPeX bot dafecult to writ
i mey writ sum thign uf mha befor cuntinuing thes? idk its just possebeletis wich ar onlomited i thenk
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