No copyright infringement is intended. Having not even seen most of these films, I can hardly claim to own them, now can I?
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Gently, Claire threaded the last piece of wiring into the protective shell of the latest Ironman suit and breathed a sigh of relief. "Well done," Tony praised, not looking up from where he was kneeling, doing similar adjustments to the feet of the suit.
Smiling, Claire stepped away, pulling the locks of her hair which had escaped from her ponytail away from her forehead.
"Guys!" The voice came from above. Tony cursed loudly when the interruption almost made him drop his set of electronics forceps, which he was handling with skill.
"Clint!" Claire chided in turn, frowning while she took a drink from the now stone-cold cup of chocolate she'd forgotten on the worktable next to them in all the excitement of finishing up the set of circuits.
"Sorry, but they're announcing Pepper's pregnancy on the news!" Clint said apologetically from his spot still half-obscured in the vents. Both engineers looked up at that, though him sneaking about in the ceiling had left them utterly unmoved. It wasn't like it was a first.
"Jarvis, turn on the appropriate channel!" Tony ordered immediately, making Jarvis (after a polite, "Certainly Sir,") make a screen flicker to life in the middle of a news broadcast.
"...this is after some serious speculation on both social media and from journalists and bloggers. The official line from Stark Industries is that Virginia Potts, the CEO, is pregnant. There is no official comment on who the father may be yet, but we have Tess in place at Stark Tower. Tess, what have we learnt so far?"
"Hello Jessica. Stark Industries have not confirmed nor denied that Tony Stark might be the father of Miss Pott's baby. However, the Avenger Thor was caught on camera just twenty minutes ago stating that it is the Black Widow's baby!" The journalist outside the Stark-branded building looked suitably fascinated and puzzled by this. "Miss Potts and Miss Romanow have not been available for a comment, nor have Tony Stark, but Lieutenant Barnes has commented on social media, and his statement seems to point to that Tony Stark was in fact a sperm donor for the happy couple of mothers. Back to you, Jessica."
"Thank you, Tess. It is all very exciting. We shall keep you entirely updated on this exciting new report. Now on, to the White House and the new equality plan! President Obama has started an impressive initiative to..."
Suffice to say; Tony, Claire and Clint were all doubled over laughing. Upstairs, Natasha and Pepper shared a kiss on their sofa, and Steve and Bucky smirked over their ice cream, watching it in their bedroom. In the kitchen, the one who'd initially seen the broadcast, Bruce was chopping vegetables for his curry and smirking for himself.