Dear Hans,
I'm serious! I do believe your mother cares for you. She doesn't make it obvious, but it seems to me that she never has.
You, rid of the smarminess and charm? I had to look out my window to see if there was a meteor hurtling toward earth. Or pigs flying across the horizon. Is this still Hans?
I'm skeptical about everything these days, but… I can't deny the insights I've gotten from the correspondence with your mother, or the answers I have gathered.
I always look forward to the reprieve these letters bring. I'm never too exhausted to respond.
Queen Elsa
Dear Elsa,
If the pigs haven't flown yet, then that probably means I still believe I can be charming. I think I even still have a thread of pride holding me up.
I am a bit uneasy when you say "correspondence" with my mother. You are still sending letters to one another? I'm not sure what that means.
Are you still thinking about visiting?
Hans
