Dear Prince Hans-icidal Maniac Westergaard of the Southern Isles,
Can you PLEASE stop writing to my sister, QUEEN Elsa of Arendelle? If seems you've forgotten who you've been writing to, and I have taken the responsibility to stop these letters that have been happening between you two for over a YEAR?!
You will not bother her any longer. Do you know how much these letters have been ruining her life? Do you? They've made her question EVERYTHING! You will never fool her, and you will never fool me. You will NEVER be forgiven from our family. NEVER! Stop trying! Stop being a weirdo and a creep! You have a frozen heart and you always will and we will always hate you.
Stay in your basement-cell-whatever for the rest of eternity!
BYE.
Princess Anna of Arendelle, Your Worst Nightmare