A/N – This, as I'm sure you've guessed is the biggest crossover I've ever done. If you have any questions about which character comes from where. which are OCs, or which musical artist is tied to which character (yes, that's a thing), please feel free to send me a message. I'd be more than happy to talk about it. The Void is my favorite mental creation.

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"You're early today… That's a new one," Kadaj grinned as his head DJ stepped through the door. This man wore a suit that hung off his frame. He kept the tie loose and the jacket open. His long red hair rested in a low ponytail, trailing down his back. "Good to see you, Reno~!"

"Yeah! I felt good today! No hangover! So, I thought I'd come in and put the new music in. Should make things easier for Mic, Axel and Glaze," the redhead responded with a goofy smile.

"Good to know… and I think you should know that we have some newbies joining us tonight."

"Kadaj…" Cloud cleared his throat. He didn't need to give any more warning than that.

"Okay, fine," Kadaj pouted, crossing his arms. "Nothing is official yet… but they're good. Really good… and I have a feeling they won't be able to stay away. That little Uke has quite the flair. It would be a shame to waste it."

Connie -still a bit damp from his shower- was carrying a basket of clean laundry passed the closet door when it opened. He was more than a little surprised to see his friend and captain step out. Levi pressed a finger to his lips, shutting the door behind him, signaling for Connie to keep this to himself. Connie nodded slowly and put the basket down. After Eren and the captain had gone, Connie pulled the door open quickly and found nothing out of the ordinary. He shrugged it off and decided to put the towels away before Levi got angry.

Eren looked around the room, surprised that he couldn't find anyone else. Levi gave him a shove in the direction of the showers. "Can't you follow orders, Eren? Go clean yourself up." To anyone else, this would seem like normal behavior for the pair, but Eren knew that Levi wanted answers. Connie had always been faster than the others (Eren assumed it was because he didn't have as much hair to wash), but if the others were still there, they'd know if the man with the silver hair could be trusted.

"Yes, Captain!" Eren nods and takes off in a run. He bites his lip when he noticed that only Connie had finished a shower and the others were still under the streams of running water. That could only mean that Kadaj was right. Time stopped completely when they were gone. Levi could dance. Eren's goofy grin cemented itself on his face as he stripped down, showered off quickly, dressed again, and hurried to tell Levi the happy news. He didn't really know what being a bouncer would be like, but he assumed it would just be protecting Levi. He liked to think he did that all the time anyway, and this way Levi couldn't yell at him for it.

"Captain! Captain Levi! I... I finished with my shower," he said, still grinning wildly.

"Good for you. Gold star." Levi spoke in his usual monotone, hiding how adorable he found Eren's smile. He didn't say anything out loud but had knew what Eren was so happy about. He nodded, wordlessly telling his lover that they'd be returning to The Void - at least one more time.

Eren pumped his fist, then had to look around to see if anyone had been watching. Of course, Mikasa's eyes were on him. She stood two feet away, staring at him as though he'd gone mad. He forced a short, goofy giggle and pointed back at Levi. "Captain says I get a gold star." She scoffed, trying not to smile at him, and walked away.

Eren and Levi sighed softly with relief and separated, going through the motions of a normal day. Eren found himself watching the time, feeling more and more excited to go back to that bar. He wasn't sure when they'd sneak off, but he was sure Levi would tell him somehow. Even through his usual daily tasks, Eren found himself imagining what might be in those back rooms, and picturing Levi dancing again. His curiosity grew along with his excitement.

Would the captain hold back again this time? Would the other people who work there be as friendly as Kadaj? Eren couldn't wait to find out. He bit his lower lip. Just when Eren was getting restless, Levi grabbed his wrist and pulled him along. Eren hurried along side him and a smile burst onto his face. This time, Levi grabbed the handle of the same closet and the door began to glow again. They slipped inside and back to the Void with no trouble at all.

This time, the scene was quite different. Bright lights of all colors danced through the air, bouncing off the three bars in the center of town. People of all sorts moved from building to building, weaving between bars and bustling through the streets. Some of these people didn't even look human. Levi noticed one man in a long white coat and long, white, high heel boots. Though he wore a short mini skirt under his coat, he took each step with pride, almost demanding attention. The man walking next to him wore an oversized golden puzzle and had three different colors of radically spikey hair. Both seemed as though they thought they were very important people.

Eren grinned, taking in more of what this world had to offer. He watched boys run around in girl's clothes, girls in very little clothing, and people with animal tails. He opened his mouth to speak, but Levi interrupted him. "Armin never comes here… ever."

The taller boy couldn't help but laugh as he bent down and placed a gentle kiss on Levi's cheek. "You got it, Babe. Cupcake Protection Squad strikes again. You're never gonna let that kid have any fun, are you?"

". . . after he's 50," Levi replied, making his way through the crowd as he spoke. Eren followed closely, wondering if Levi was joking or not.

This time, Levi and Eren couldn't simply walk in. A blond man with shoulder length hair stood in front of the doors, arms crossed, dressed in leather. "You got ID?" He looked bored, as if he'd been doing this job for a long time and nothing exciting ever seemed to happen to him. Levi raised an eyebrow, noting the hickies and bite marks on this man's neck. Levi pulled out his scout ID and showed him. The man nodded and turned to Eren, who did the same. "Alright boys… I'm Jax Teller. Looks like you're the newbies the boss was gushing about. Look forward to working with you."

"Nice to meet ya, Jax!" Eren beamed, glad that everything seemed to be going so well already. "Hey… if you don't mind me asking… what's with the vest?" he asked, pointing to the biker's vest that rested on a near by chair. "Sons of… Anarchy?"

"Oh… That's for my other job," Jax waved it off. "Try not to worry about it." He pulled the doors open and let the pair inside. A thin layer of smoke covered the floor, changing color and flashing to the beat of the music that played. Beautiful boys wove through the tables, bringing customers food and drink. Levi took note of how the DJ booth had moved from the back of the bar to the middle (occupied by a rather strange man), and the sides of the stage were decorated with ten-foot speakers on each side.

A young boy was on the stage where Levi had demonstrated his talents. This boy had white hair, purple eyes, and, as one of the customers liked to say, "legs for days". He shook his ass for the enjoyment of others and seemed to be getting off on the reactions he was getting. Eren caught him lip-syncing to the words of the song he danced to. He had no idea what a "Bad Romance" was, but he was sure this boy could tell him.

Standing on the floor, in front of the stage, was this boy's bouncer. Dressed in tight leather pants and a fishnet shirt (like all the other bouncers), he kept his arms crossed and watched the crowd, making sure no one got too close to the pretty little dancer.

Kadaj pushed through the crowd to greet them, beaming with pride and excitement. "You came back! I knew you would! This is so great! I can't wait to see you dance again, Levi~!" he giggled. Levi gave a single nod, sure that Kadaj had already downed a few too many drinks. In fact, Kadaj was completely sober, and just had a deep passion for his job and lifestyle. "Let's get you two dressed up!"

"You mean I have to wear that?" Eren asked, wide eyed, pointing at the nearest bouncer. Levi didn't comment, but a smile played in his eyes. Perhaps he was going to enjoy this more than he'd originally thought. Kadaj had explained the uniforms and what they'd be expected to do. At first, Levi wasn't sure he'd be able to serve drinks and flirt with customers, but if it meant he'd get to watch Eren walk around in tight pants and almost nothing for a shirt, he'd figure it out.

The song ended and the white-haired boy struck his finishing pose. He blew kisses to his fans and winked at them before going behind the curtain, on his way to the dressing rooms. There, he found Kadaj and the two new boys. "Hiiiiiiii~!" he giggled, speaking through his nose as if it were some kind of inside joke. It must have been funny, because Kadaj laughed with him. "Hey. I'm Haseo Uchiha. You must be Levi." He gave a friendly smile and offered a hand to the smaller man.

"You were good. I'm better," Levi replied, shaking the boy's hand. Eren grinned. He loved when Levi got competitive like this. He knew there'd be no holding back this time. Once Levi hit that stage this time, everyone would know what he was already sure of. Levi Ackerman looks dead sexy in a mini skirt.