Blitz and Moxxie ran down the fire escape into the alley. Blitz peaked his head out from it, looking around the streets for Panty. While he did that, Moxxie was behind him, thinking of how they were going to fight a fallen angel now that the element of surprise was gone. "We've never fought anyone like them before." Moxxie thought out loud. "How were they able to change clothing into weapons?"
"I said we're forgetting about that!" Blitz yelled at him before going back on lookout. The moment he did, he saw Panty appearing out of nowhere across the street, pointing a gun at them. Thinking quick, he grabbed Moxxie and pushed him against the car next to them before taking cover there himself. Panty let out 5 shots while they were doing this, all missed.
"These guys are quick." She thought to herself. Panty ran over to their cover, jumping on top of the car and pointing her gun towards the other side of the car. Moxxie was there, pointing his Uzi back at her, but Blitz was absent. Panty wondered where the other guy was and immediately got her answer in the form of a gun pointing towards her cheek. Glancing to her right, she saw Blitz on the other side of the barrel, grinning. Panty ducked and grabbed the imp's gun arm before sucker punching him in the stomach and throwing him off the car. Moxxie opened fire on her, but she was able to jump down on the opposite side of the car to avoid the bullets. She then kicked the car with all her strength, causing it to be thrown aside along with Moxxie, his weapons dropping on the sidewalk.
A bullet whizzed by Panty, causing her to look back and see Blitz behind yet another car on the other side of the street. Panty quickly ducked behind the nearby concrete and used it as cover, before shooting back at Blitz, who retreated into cover. With Moxxie temporarily out, it was just these two. Much like the scrawny imp, she was an expert in firearms. When it came to close-quarters combat, she relied more on brute force rather than technique. Blitz was a jack of all trades, which in some ways gives him the upper hand in this fight. Panty's martial prowess was nothing to scoff at, but Blitz has learned some combat skills. Enough to give him an advantage should they fight hand-to-hand.
Panty and Blitz traded bullets, the former jumping out of cover the moment it got too damaged. She ran down the sidewalk, taking quick shots at Blitz. Shortly after, Blitz ran down the sidewalk he was on to chase after her, returning the bullet fire with his own as he did. Despite the shots being exchanged, not a single bullet hit them. They either missed or hit a piece of whatever cover they ran by. It wasn't until they finally stopped to take cover after running a couple of miles that Blitz noticed how many bullets he shot, and the mag still wasn't empty. "Damn, blessed-tipped weapons are something else." He thought to himself.
Blitz was behind a newspaper stand, while Panty took cover behind a car. Both were still on opposite sides of the street. "Gotta admit, this is the most fun I've had in weeks!" Panty yelled, "Me and my sister kill ghosts for a living. You'd think they'd be tough, but most of them are pussies. All it takes is a couple of shots or slashes and they go down. So it's good to fight an actual demon once in a while!"
"I'm sorry, were you just talking!? I don't speak fleshlight!" Blitz yelled back.
"I'm fucking thanking you, and you decide to be a dick? God, don't you ever take a compliment?"
"Oh, lots. Some for my suit, some for my wonderful personality, and others for my big dick!" Blitz leaned out of cover to shoot at Panty but was immediately greeted by a kick that pushed him through the glass entrance of Daten City Mall. Panty had taken advantage of Blitz's bickering to run across the street and give him said kick.
Blitz got up and shot a bullet at her. Panty did the same, and their bullets collided once again, causing an explosion that blew a hole open in the entrance. Blitz ran further inside, through the smoke and shocked customers. He then got behind a map stand near a fountain for cover. Blitz peaked out a bit to see if Panty followed him, but all he saw in the direction he came from was smoke and panicking shoppers. Just then, he felt a gun pressed up against the back of his head. "Aw shit." He thought to himself.
Before Panty could pull the trigger, a gunshot was heard, and before she knew it, a bullet went through her ring finger and hit the grip of Backlace, causing her to drop it. It turned back into a pair of panties as Panty grabbed her fingers to put pressure on the wound. She then looked in the gunshot's direction and saw a white-haired imp on the upper floor of the mall, aiming a sniper rifle at her. "Fucking limp dick bastard." She said to herself.
Blitz grabbed her and pinned her against the map stand, his arm up against her throat. "Thanks for the save, Mox!" Blitz said, "Now shoot this whore and let's get paid!"
Moxxie aimed straight for Panty's head with a grin on his face. But before he could shoot, he felt something rub against his right side. He looked down there and saw a strange green doll-looking thing with a zipper on its chest humping his leg. Moxxie was at a loss as to what exactly he was looking at. "Chuuuuck," it said as it looked up at him.
"What in Satan's name are yo-" before he could finish, the creature screamed Chuck, jumped, and bit Moxxie's head, gripping onto him with its teeth. "AHHHH! IT'S ON ME! IT'S ON ME!" Moxxie screamed as he tried to shake the thing off. But no matter what he did, Chuck still stuck on to him.
"God fucking damn it, Moxxie!" Blitz said, hearing his screaming. Taking advantage of the situation, Panty kicked him off her and rolled over to where she dropped Backlace. When she picked up her panties, Panty saw they were torn from the bullet of that blessed/cursed tip weapon.
"Fuck me." She thought to herself before Blitz started shooting at her, making her slide into cover behind the small wall surrounding the fountain. The tables have turned now. Blitz had the advantage now that Backlace was out of commission. Panty tried to figure out a way to get close to Blitz, but he pinned her.
Just then, something broke through the glass ceiling, making Blitz look up to see what it was. It was Millie, landing next to Moxxie. He swore she had recently gained a sixth sense, telling her when Moxxie was in danger. Millie ran over and pried Chuck off of Moxxie, grabbing its tongue and swinging it like a lasso before throwing it through the hole in the ceiling she made with all her might. Her attention then switched to her husband. "Are you ok, Mox?" she said as she hugged him.
"...it humped my leg," Moxxie said, still dazed from the experience.
"I'm sorry about that, sweetie. But I gotta go! I left the rookie alone with the sword angel!" Millie kissed Moxxie on the cheek before bolting in the opposite direction.
While that was happening, Panty used this opportunity to charge the distracted Blitz and tackle him to the ground. She then punched him in the face repeatedly before Blitz punched her throat with enough force that would've crushed the windpipe of a human. But for a fallen angel like Panty, it just disoriented her as she came off of Blitz with her hand on her throat.
He picked up his gun that fell from the struggle and aimed it at Panty. Little did he know that she quickly regained her senses and elbowed him in the face. She then grabbed him and pushed his head into the fountain water, attempting to drown him. Panty remembered the sniper who was up on the railing, and when she looked in his direction, she saw Moxxie setting up for another shot. Panty pulled Blitz's gun out of his hand while still drowning him and shot at Moxxie, causing him to dodge and reposition.
Meanwhile, Blitz felt Panty's foot with his own and stepped on it, causing her to scream in pain and loosen her grip on him. Blitz took advantage of this and grabbed her wrist before twisting it and throwing her to the ground. Blitz got on top of her and was about to punch her face before he felt a gun pressed upon his side. "Gotcha now, fuckhead." She said with a smile.
Blitz smiled back, reaching into his pocket and pulling out his second pistol. "You forgot I had two?" he said, pointing it at her head. At this point, it was a standoff, but before anyone could pull the trigger, someone came in screaming Panty's name. Both looked in the direction the screaming came from and saw Brief running towards them.
"Reaaallllyyy not a good time, Dork!" Panty said.
"I'm sorry! I just came to tell you that I saw the demon sisters doing some weird ritual in the middle of the street! I think they might be summoning a ghost!"
"It's cute that you came all this way to tell your girlfriend about this, but she's about to die now. So unless you wanna join her I-" Before Blitz could continue, Panty pulled the trigger and put a bullet through his waist. She was able to push him off in his weakened state and run towards Brief.
"Sorry, but I'm gonna have to pause this fight." Panty said to Blitz, who had his arm on the bullet hole, putting pressure on it. "I get paid to kill ghosts, so this is a priority." Panty turned to Brief. "Alright, Geek Boy, take me to the devil whores."
Brief and Panty ran out the exit to the mall. Moxxie tried to shoot them, but he missed repeatedly. Blitz slowly stood up. Thankfully, these bullets were just as harmful to him as a normal bullet, so the wound will heal shortly. Still hurt like a bitch, though.
"Oh, we ain't finished," Blitz said to himself, looking towards the exit those two ran out of.
