Thank you for the interest now time to pay off. (this was meant to be out much earlier by the way)
Chapter 1: rust
"The hell am I," I yelled into the quiet forest that surrounding me. "At least that abomination is dead or near enough," I thought. The smell of burning copper and iron filled my systems sensors like a plague, the source of which was the burnt-out carcass that I came in on. It is odd seeing such a vibrant environment considering what I am use to, is a burnt out, fucked to death wasteland home to all manner of things trying to kill me.
SNAP! "Well, at Least I'm not going to die of boredom," I called towards the forest.
"Shit it's spot us," one of the beings' whispers to the rest. "What are we going to do now," a feminine voice spoke.
"Yo meat bags I can, not just hear you but also see you in the forest," I yelled to the rabble trying to get the jump on me. Suddenly who I presumed was the leader yelled "ATTACK!"
The blond-haired leader charged towards me like a feral dog however his charge was cut short as, I slice into his shoulder cutting into the muscle and fat like a hot knife through butter. The wound effortlessly released my blade from my new meat bag style sheath with slightest movement. "How did you do that," the meat bag screamed in both awe and fear of me and my blade. my second strike skimmed across it's collarbone missing anything vital but that was not enough for the meat bag, to stop him.
Suddenly I spun around blocking a blow from a furious, fire haired woman, as I blocked her bronze blade as she tried to overpower me thinking she could. With my off hand, I drew my fragment axe and hacked deep into Her side. Her poor shield collapsed inwards on itself as my fragment axe impacted upon the smooth bronze plate. CRUNCH! The final sound from the shield as both it and its owner were sent flying into a tree. The beaten and battered warrior stood up, her face clearly showed that defeat was not an option.
The blooded, blonde stood up alongside his bruised partner defying against their injuries and wounds. "Humans, they don't know when to give in, to death," I mocked the pair. suddenly the pair charge around me, at a speed that would render a mere man, to a sputtering mess but I'm no mere man. The pair of warriors charged at me trying pierce my chest plate. Thankfully though I'm not rusty and it just took block to stop the dual blades. The pair tried in vain to regroup but the damage had been done and it was just a matter of time. They became slower with every feeble attempt, it wasn't long until.
"Please don't hurt my Jaune, I'll do anything! Please!" The screaming red head yelled, caressing her partner's head, it was not long till she joined him on the ground, I would have smirked if I could at the mess she became. " Ah blood loss such an easy way to go," I sighed looking upon the bodies of the two children. "This is why, you don't send a dumb kid to do a man's job, you hear me! This is why," I howled into the forest
Kaboom! The sky was filled singed wood and ash as the shock wave rocked over me and my visitor's bodies, just as pair meat bags walked through the smog. One them giggling" heya Ren, after we get back to beacon, ya wanna help me, get back at ruby!"
"Nora wait, "The meat bag in green declared as he was looking towards the smog that remained. "who are you," he yelled towards me.
"I'm a monument to humanity's hubris and greed," I stated as the smog dissipated from the area, turning my mere figure in the darkness to my true form.
"What did you do!" The pair yelled at the sight of their fallen brethren.
"If you are looking for a fight, then let's get this over with, please I've got a tune up at eight" I mocked to the pair.
"If it is a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get," the red bellowed as she drew her silver war hammer.
I kept the berserker at bay with as many strikes that I could muster, the of my Odachi as it stabbed into the fabric of her armor. suddenly the Warhammer small head launched a, pink pigmented projectile into my armored shoulder. I let out an inhuman roar, "you mere little, girl believes magic can save you from the might of an iron warrior." after the blast scorch the surface of my armor as would the sun would to a corpse back home. All that was left of the berserker now was as a small girl clutching to the hammer as would a child to their mother.
She begged" please don't kill me!"
"Hush little meat bag it will all be over soon," I comforted her.
It was quick. I drew my fragment axe and it was over, the pain was enough to send her over the edge. "Now it's time for the man in green," I softly spoke.
"You will pay for what you have done to Nora!" The meat bark like a frenzied warrior.
In a feeble act of defiance from the man in green as his shots pinged off of my mighty plate mail like rain drops against a charging train. As I drew close, I swung my mighty fragment axe upon him like avalanche of power against his small body and with a crunch he was down and out. The sound of cracking bones fill my systems like symphony of violence.
"Well that was quick, I've fought dogs with more bite than that." I exclaimed to my crowd of bodies
"Who said I was down and out," The man in green replied as he got up.
"I admire your tenacity, meat bag," I replied to the meat bag in green.
We both readied are weapons and, in a flash it was over. The meat bag was slumped over coughing up blood as a drew my blade.
"Why do you fight?" The meat bag asked
"I'll answer that with a question, why did your friends attack me?" I stated to the barely conscious meat bag.
"SOS beacon deployed, contacting beacon academy, support will arrive shortly," a device spouted from the bodies that littered where I stood.
"just my luck more meat bags to dispose of," I remarked to my fellow machine.
Suddenly the sky was filled with the sound of whirring engines and the sound of search lights turning on as a mechanical sky beast came into view above me. The mechanical beasts hull bore the marks of countless manufacturers and engineers as would a warrior and their scars. The beast lowered its hydraulic supports from its peak silently as it came in to land with the gracefulness of a leviathan. After the cumbersome landing, another meat bag in green appeared from a flimsy door on the beast.
The meat bag in green carried himself in manner to many of the generals I have fought for and against like he had experience. "So, you must be the one overseeing, these child soldiers," I stated to the flamboyant general.
"I hope they don't have to be," He stated maintaining
"And what is such an advance machine as you doing in a forest such as this?" He stated.
"Just some big game hunting," I replied to the old man
"Now that the pleasantries are out of the way, would you mind if you telling me, why these kids were after me?" inquired.
"We detected energy readings on par with that of a dust strike so we had them scout the area," he stated like he was reading off an unseen script.
"Is that what you're going to tell their families," I mocked.
"You're trying to entice me to challenge you," he spoke.
"Well congratulations you've managed to realize that I was trying to manipulate you, you're the first meat bag that has ever realized this. If could I would have given you a drink, right now," I mockingly said to the meat bag and his entourage.
"Sir may, dispose of the perpetrator," a near mechanical voice spoke.
"I didn't know you had a harem Ozpin, I wonder if she could help me out," I mocked to the couple.
Suddenly a blonde female jumped towards me. It was clear, she loved her figure more than her life. She readied her weapon a mere riding crop like those used by traders for their pack gars.
"I was the one that, sent them on this mission, so your quarrel is with me, not Ozpin" she spoke before me.
"and this is going to help me and what is left of those kid how exactly, or is playing the blame game fun to you people," I mocked the buffoons of that where in control.
"you will be punished for crimes, machine!" the witch barked.
"what did you call me," I yelled.
"Glinda please," Ozpin intervene but it was falling deaf ears.
"You heard me, machine"
"Glinda please," Ozpin intervene again.
"If it is a fight you want a fight you shall receive," I yelled at woman before me.
"here we decide who will tell the final tale," she spoke focus on my demise
I hope you enjoyed that, I'm currently aiming for every month the will be a chapter, and please if you spot any errors in word choice, grammar or spelling please tell me.-last