What you're about to see here is a very strange Crack!Fic. If you wish to retain any sanity, just look away, look away, look away, look away.

Disclaimer: I don't own Merlin, nor do I own the song "Hey Diddle Diddle."

Prompt: From MythologyStar: Ok! "Are you threatening me with a spoon?" Just get Arthur to say that instead!

Rating: K+

Genre: Humor

Characters: Merlin, Arthur

Time Frame: Post Season 4

Summary: 99% Crack!Fic. Something to do with a spoon?

Let's Go On An Adventure

"-And the dish ran away with the SPOON!" Merlin sang loudly, running into Arthur's room.

Arthur pinched his nose. "I don't think that I want to know."

Merlin clanged a fork and a spoon together.

Clang! Clang! Clang!

"DAMN IT, SHUT UP MERLIN!" Arthur threw his hands over his ears.

Merlin stopped. "Shutting up, Sire."

"What's with you today?"

"I used the forks." Merlin cackled.

Arthur groaned, to which Merlin held something to his throat.

Arthur pushed it away. "Are you threatening me with a spoon?"

Merlin shrugged, knowing that he won Gwaine's strange wager.

It all boils down to Gwaine...

I guess the bet was to see if Arthur actually knew the names of silverware (I don't know?). I GUARANTEE that Gwaine was very drunk.

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Next drabble will be be an assurance that Arthur isn't THAT oblivious.

~Lya200~