Definition of a Merlin Drabble

by Lya200

A drabble: a short work of fiction of around one hundred words in length. A Merlin drabble: pure chaos. How many adventures can occur in 100 words? Drabble 305: Arthur faces a guilty conscience as he takes an innocent life to keep the bandits from hurting his friend.

47. Warlocks, Dragons, and Coffee

I'm BORED. Lab was canceled from the storm, there's nothing to do *ignores homework*. Maybe I should write. I have several unwritten prompts. Yeah, I should write.

The following is obviously crack.

Disclaimer: I own nothing, Jon Snow.

Prompt: From MythologyStar: Merlin's already quite jittery, but if he got his hands on a cup of coffee...

Rating: K+

Genre: Humor

Characters: Arthur, Merlin, Aithusa

Time Frame: Between Seasons 4 and 5, but Arthur knows about Merlin's magic

Summary: Coffee and warlocks really don't mix.

Let's Go On An Adventure

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In the span of one hour, Arthur decreed that he would never take Merlin with him on a trip to a foreign kingdom ever again. He immediately blamed magic for the country's curse.

Coffee.

The warlock was literally bouncing off the walls and was singing that bloody song about the spoon and the fiddle, again. To make things worse, Merlin had managed to sneak Aithusa some coffee, too.

"Silly-dragon-tricks-are-for-kids!" Merlin exclaimed after Aithusa started rolling around midair.

Arthur narrowly dodged a spurt of flame.

"That's it! No more coffee for either of you!"

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Today's reference: breakfast cereal. As if that needed to be referenced. And I brought up "Hey Diddle Diddle" yet again.

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Next drabble pokes fun at Merthur.

~Lya200~