I was ready to get this out on Friday. Then, instead, I got onto Netflix instead and watched the first half of Once Upon a Time instead.

We all have our ships. The most popular ones for this fandom are Merthur, Mergana, Arwen, Freylin, and others that if I mentioned, you'd be here for all of eternity.

This drabble pokes fun at Merthur. Don't take the following story seriously.

Disclaimer: A day may come...

Prompt: From Me: Arthur and Merlin get back at Gwaine for shipping them

Rating: T

Genre: Romance?

Characters: Gwaine, Merlin, Arthur

Time Frame: Considering that Gwaine is around, any time after Season 3

Summary: Gwaine was just an innocent Merthur shipper. Then he gets more Merthur than what he bargained for.

Let's Go On AN Adventure

It was no secret that Gwaine was an avid shipper. His OTP?

Merthur.

The two love-dorks could deny it all they wanted to, but Gwaine enjoyed watching them squirm.

He whistled down the hall, conveniently past Arthur's chambers. That is when he heard it.

"Oh, oh, Arthur." It was spoken with so much lust that it made Gwaine pause. Was that...Merlin?

Arthur moaned loudly. Gwaine turned white. Okay, maybe this is too much.

"Harder!"

Gwaine fled the scene. Bad idea, bad idea, retreat, retreat!

From the other side of the door, Merlin and Arthur burst out laughing.

As in they weren't really doing anything, just pulling a prank and scarring Gwaine for life. I don't think that Gwaine will tease them anymore.

If there's another non-canon ship that you want me to poke fun at, why not, I'll do it. It might be hard to do a canon ship, though, such as Arwen or Freylin.

If you are a Merthur fan, I hope that I did not offend you. This was a joke.

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~Lya200~