So the papers did not necessarily go through, so guess who gets to go back to actually get the wisdom teeth removed? *points to self* This girl!
All they did was reattach a chain to the tooth dubbed "Sir Gwaine."
Disclaimer: *tells show creators to look at the flowers* I'll find a way to own Merlin one way or another...
Prompt: From goodgirl275: a continuation of "Training"; I also used some of goodgirl275's text and paraphrased it for this. I did not coin "Crown Jewels."
Rating: K+
Genre: Friendship
Characters: Arthur, Merlin
Time Frame: Immediately after "Training" (which was chapter 49 by the way)
Summary: Arthur may have taught Merlin several things, but he definitely didn't teach him to kick a dog when it was already down.
Let's Go On An Adventure
From there, things went downhill. Yes, Arthur was still proud of Merlin finally overtaking him, Camelot's ultimate killing machine. But he did not teach Merlin to kick an opponent when he was down.
Which was what he did.
Arthur let out a strained whimper and curled into the fetal position around his training sword after Merlin kicked him in his Crown Jewels. "I...was NOT...expecting that."
Merlin smiled smugly. "Serves you right for overworking me all day."
Arthur grunted. "Never do that again!"
"As you wish, Sire." Then Merlin took one look at Arthur's face and scampered.
Run run run as fast as you can. You can't catch me because I'M BATMAN! ~Merlin as he runs from the prat.
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Up next, a wonderful tale about how awkward things are between Gwaine and Merlin and Arthur.
~Lya200~