Yes, I know it's early (in my timezone at least). No, I don't care.

Disclaimer: *averts eyes* I may or may not not own Merlin.

Prompt: From MythologyStar and himeisawriter91: "Gwaine won't be able to look them in the eye for weeks, and I can see them making innuendos around him just to watch him run away." And "You should do a follow-up on ["The Merthur Strikes Back"]."

Rating: T for "suggested" themes

Genre: Humor/False!Romance

Characters: Gwaine, Arthur, Merlin

Time Frame: Sometime after chapter 48 "The Merthur Strikes Back" (still sometime after Season 3)

Summary: After his unfortunate case of eavesdropping, Gwaine cannot look Merlin and Arthur in the eyes for weeks. However, they don't intend on making him forget any time soon.

Let's Go On An Adventure

"Oh, it's good to see you, Sir Gwaine!" Arthur rubbed his brown hair affectionately.

Gwaine blushed, averting his eyes. "Hello Arthur. Merlin."

Merlin grinned brightly. "You know, I was thinking that we could go out on a trip. Maybe stay in a really nice tavern...with two beds. You, me, Arthur. We'd have a great time."

Gwaine backed away. "That's... all right."

Arthur pouted. "But isn't this what you wanted? An excuse to miss your duties in exchange for sex and mead?"

What Gwaine wanted was to vomit.

"You can watch!" Merlin suggested brightly.

Gwaine fainted.

Poor Gwaine. Everyone wants to mess with him now. Then again, we can pretend that he started it in the first place. Hmm, should I write about him starting Merthur?

I think that I will post the questions chapter(s) either directly before or after the Easter chapter. It depends on a few...variables.

What? Why are you looking at me like that? I don't have anything planned!

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Because we so obviously need a Tangled parody...

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