How many hearts did I irreparably break yesterday? Honestly, I was SHOCKED at how much feedback I got. When I posted them, I didn't think that they were too sad. I just wanted to stick to canon the best I could, and the show didn't exactly end with sunshine and daisies.

Disclaimer: After waking up from an eight hour coma some call sleep, I remembered that I don't own Merlin.

Prompt: From goodgirl275: Prompt: Arthur tries to get revenge on Merlin for knocking him in the nuts (or something else, your choice). (and the revenge came from Seedsiz).

Rating: K+

Genre: Humor

Characters: Arthur, mentions of Merlin and Morgana

Time Frame: Post "Training Part 2" (chapter 63)

Summary: Arthur, still humiliated from that last training session, plans his revenge.

Let's Go On An Adventure


Revenge was definitely not Arthur. That was more Morgana's thing. He wished (not for the first time) that she hadn't turned evil because right now, he wanted revenge on Merlin.

Don't get him wrong, Arthur loved him like a brother, but sometimes the boy really got under his skin. Like when he kicked him...there.

(Arthur blushed in embarrassment just thinking about it).

Waiting for when he was sure that Merlin was out of the way, he attacked.

"Sorry about sentimentality," he joked as he replaced the neckerchiefs with rotten fruit, "But you kind of deserve it."


Here's a better explanation of the revenge. Imagine all of the neckerchiefs laid out...wherever Merlin keeps them. Arthur walks in with a bag of rotten fruit (the bloke in the stocks is unusually lucky). He then proceeds to steal all of the neckerchiefs, leaving fruit in their place. Merlin will go nuts trying to find them, and it doesn't help that his room smells like rotten banana (I know that they didn't have those, but that's the first rotten fruit smell I can think of).

The joke about sentimentality can be traced all the way back to Chapters 2 and 4.

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I guess next chapter (which is set when Arthur knows about Merlin's magic) involves a BEAUTIFUL woman.

~Lya200~