If you haven't figured it out by now, this is a parody of "The Tale of the Three Brothers."
Disclaimer: The last fandom that shall be destroyed is Merlin...which I am not responsible for because I don't own it.
Prompt: From goodgirl275: Prompt: Merlin comes across 3 traveling brothers and decides to play a prank on them. Harry Potter!AU, Deathly Hallows!AU
Rating: K+ (because it's a bedtime story)
Genre: Parody
Characters: Merlin, Antioch Peverell, Cadmus Peverell, Ignotus Peverell
Time Frame: Post Season 5
Summary: Merlin discovers that there are three people who are bigger fools than Arthur was...or at least two. Deathly Hallows!AU
Let's Go On An Adventure
They were fools. Merlin, in an attempt to sway them from their paths, gave them "prizes."
To Antioch, who reminded Merlin of Arthur, he gave a wand, claiming that it was the most powerful one in existence.
Antioch proceeded to claim the same and got himself killed.
To Cadmus, he gave a worthless stone. "Death" lied, claiming that it had to bring back the dead.
If it had, Merlin would have used it by now.
Cadmus, delusional, believed that it worked and killed himself.
But Ignotus was clever, so to him, Merlin shed his cloak and whispered, "Dunne," into it.
In short, Merlin attempted a harmless prank. It left two fools dead.
In biology, I had to make a biology joke for 3 points. I was so done with the test, so I will share it with you.
"Tell me a biology joke."
My answer: "Does it have to be funny, because sun, I am all out of energy. (ba-dum tiss)"
*distant groaning in the distance*
What, I had to make you cringe.
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Tomorrow is a hurt/comfort, but not one that you'd expect.
~Lya200~