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Disclaimer: I got drunk once and sold the rights to Merlin to BBC. Funny story...

Prompt: From MythologyStar: Hey! You should make Ruffles a drabble! Merlin names Ruffles!

Rating: K+

Genre: Humor

Characters: Merlin, Ruffles the stone dog, Arthur

Time Frame: Post Season 1...but you can pretend that Arthur knows?

Summary: Exactly what DID happen to the stone dog statue? All can be revealed HERE! Yes, this is slightly crack.

Let's Go On An Adventure

Merlin once accidentally turned his cupboard into a portal to Narnia.

Whoops.

On the bright side, he could hide Ruffles there, and no one would ever know...

...

"Merlin! Why does your cupboard smell like wet dog?"

Merlin flipped the page. "Ruffles probably tried to drink from the Great River again."

"Wha-Ruffles?" Arthur prattishly put his hands on his hips. "What exactly are you hiding?"

"Not magic, if that's what you're thinking." Both boys laughed. "My dog."

Arthur blinked. "Your. Dog?"

"Yeah, he used to be the stone statue outside. Funny story..."

Ruffles licked Arthur's hand.

Funny story: Arthur being licked is not in anyway related to Seedsiz's latest one-shot in "Seriously?" (called "I dare you"); I'm no thief! Don't sue me!

Another funny story: I named the dog on accident in a response to MythologyStar's review for "Lamppost and Gwainevere." I pretended to get offended that she didn't catch the stone dog reference, and I claimed that Ruffles was sad. It...kind of grew from there.

Narnia references...again...I love how I keep doing this, but I've only read two of the books, and I've never seen the movies.

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Any Supernatural fan can guess what tomorrow's drabble is based on this one word: Tuesday.

~Lya200~