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Prompt: From goodgirl275: Gwaine and/or Merlin pranks courtiers/other knights/Arthur using some manure they somehow acquired, and no one understands why everything stinks.
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor
Characters: Arthur, Agravaine, mentions of Gwaine and Merlin
Time Frame: Pre-Season 4
Summary: Merlin and Gwaine were seen acting suspicious around the stables. A few hours later, everything stinks. Agravaine goes to complain to his Regent, seeking justice...
Let's Go On An Adventure
"Sire, I demand justice!"
Arthur, exhaling, faced Agravaine. "What is it, Uncle?"
"One of your Knights," he snarled, "and that serving boy have been making the entire castle stink."
Arthur covered up his snort with a cough. "Do you have any proof?"
Agravaine faltered. "No..."
"Then how do you know that it was them?"
"Because why else would Gwaine and Marvin be in the stables?"
"Well, Sir Gwaine could have been getting his horse and asked Merlin to help him. Thank you, Uncle."
Agravaine bowed at the dismissal and left.
Arthur sighed. I shouldn't have to cover for them.
If I had 20 more words, you would have seen Arthur kicking Merlin and Gwaine out from under his bed where they were hiding.
Look at the prompt for more context ;)
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