A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, my sister Lya200 got into a staring contest with Sauron. As a result, Sauron is blind (and Lya200's eye hurts). This is RoyalPlacebo014 speaking. I am obviously the coolest guy around. Except for Johnny. Biscuits.

What, I'm Hungry.

Well, please remember, I am the second coolest guy around.

EDIT from TheRealLya200: Ignore anything that my brother said about being cool.

Disclaimer: Because everyone at BBC is a dork, I don't own Merlin.

Prompt: From SisterOfAnElvenWannabe: Here's my random thought about the season five one: Mordred secretly knows they both have magic and he's just like "Maybe someday the idiots will figure it out."

Rating: K+

Genre: General Hux

Characters: Merlin, Mordred, Arthur

Time Frame: Whenever the heck I said "Dumb and Dumberer"

Summary: Mordred figures out that the two dorks have two things in common: magic and stupidity.

Let's Go On An Adventure

Mordred knew from the moment he helped him escape.

Arthur had such a powerful magical aura, though it was constantly being suppressed. Mordred said nothing.

He knew that Emrys worked for the prince. Do they know about each other?

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Arthur confronted the Druid excitedly. The words slipped out of the blond's mouth.

"Do you have magic too?"

"Yes," Mordred answered telepathically. "You and Emrys aren't alone."

"Who the hell is Emrys?"

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"I wonder when King Arthur will free our kind."

Merlin snapped, "Why would he? Arthur hates magic."

Mordred blinked. Maybe someday the idiots will figure it out.

Man, RoyalPlacebo014 sure is cool!

The time differences worked similarly to "Dumb and Dumberer" (This is what Lya200 is forcing me to say; she has Excalibur pointed at my throat). The first part takes place during season one ("The Beginning of the End"), the second part takes place during season 5 (Wow, time sure does fly! {Post "Arthur's Bane}), and the last part also takes place during season 5 (Our time machine broke down because Jethros {Pre "The Disir"}).

Lya300 will be getting to responding to your marvelous reviews tomorrow (When the sun comes out... Tomorrow... Bet your bottom dollar...)

KABLOOY!... What, Lya wanted to end off with a bang... KABLOOY!

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Up Next: Turns out that Mordred really does have buddies. (And RoyalPlacebo014 is Great)

~Lya200~