They freaking lied to me. The past two years they advertised for like a month the exact day that they were taking up laptops. This year, however, no one told us a thing. Some heard Monday, some Tuesday, then they told us today that it was WEDNESDAY. They're liars, the whole lot of them. Honestly.

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Prompt: From RoyalPlacebo014: Alternate reality of "The Mark of Nimueh" where Merlin's cupboard is revealed to be a portal to Narnia.

Rating: K+

Genre: Humor

Characters: Merlin, Arthur, Gaius

Time Frame: During "The Mark of Nimueh" episode in Season 1

Summary: Arthur is searching Merlin's room and finds something...interesting.

Let's Go On An Adventure

Gaius and Merlin's hearts stopped. "Merlin, come here...look what I found."

Dreading each step, Merlin trudged up the steps to find Arthur with his hand on the cupboard door.

"I found a place where you can put things." Arthur teasingly made to open it. "It's a- AGHHH!"

He was dragged into its depths.

Moments later, Arthur escaped the cupboard, with his princey clothes torn.

Merlin crossed his arms. "Now do you see why my room's a mess?"

Arthur nodded. "You-you might want to get that looked at."

"It's called Narnia."

"Don't name it!"

Confused? Good. That's all I wanted for my birthday.

Okay, here's what happened. Arthur waited to open the cupboard in Merlin's room until Merlin was in there. Then, when he opened it, it just so happened to be one of Merlin's entrances to Narnia. One of the creatures comically grabbed Arthur and pulled him inside. He was probably in there for a few Narnia days, which translates to a few moments in Merlin time. I don't know what happened to Arthur in there, but hey, he's not screaming "SORCERER!" so he's not blaming Merlin (even though it is entirely Merlin's fault).

This came to be after I wrote "RUFFLES!" I was talking about that chapter with my brother when he made a comedic show about Arthur getting dragged inside of Merlin's cupboard. I pulled a few strings and wrote this thing.

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Tomorrow is an explanation as to why Gwaine loves apples.

~Lya200~