I got a car. I don't even care much for my birthday, and I got a car.
AND THEY FREAKING KILLED MORGANA'S CHARACTER WITHIN FIVE MINUTES IN THE MOVIE!
This shows where my priorities lie.
Disclaimer: Why are you staring at me? Are you annoyed that I don't own Merlin?
Prompt: Inspired by Seedsiz: Gwaine as a shinigami
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor
Characters: Gwaine, mentions of Ebor, Dagr, and Arthur
Time Frame: During the "Gwaine" episode in Season 3
Summary: Did you know that Gwaine loves apples? Of course you do. Do you know why?
Let's Go On An Adventure
Gwaine, when no one was watching, whipped out his Death Note. Pausing to bite into a nice and juicy apple, he visualized their faces.
Then he pressed the the tip of his quill onto his page and scribbled, "Ebor-stabbed by Gwaine the Fabulous with Stalorne blade during the melee."
Gwaine proceeded to elaborate on how he would disarm the bandit before killing him with his own sword.
"Dagr-stabbed by Sir Gwaine, who saved the helpless Princess in Distress from a certainly nasty death during the melee."
He stopped. "Hmm, "Sir Gwaine." That has a nice ring to it."
Here's the thing about "Death Note" (an anime): there are these journals that belong to the gods of death that can kill any human.
For those of you who don't know, these are the rules of the Death Note: "1. The human whose name is written in this note shall die. 2. This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected. 3. If the cause of death is written within the next 40 seconds of writing the person's name, it will happen. If the cause of death is not specified, the person will simply die of a heart attack. 4. After writing the cause of death, details of the death should be written in the next 6 minutes and 40 seconds" (this was stolen off of the Death Note wikia page).
The gods of death, or shinigami, can drop the Death Notes down to Earth where they are picked up by humans. The shinigami can also go down to Earth to stalk that person.
This is the story of Gwaine. In the show, there is this thing: "Did you know that gods of death love apples?" That is because they are so juicy.
Basically I twisted the lore and made Gwaine into a humanoid shinigami. Logic.
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