Warning: the following chapter is absolutely insane and shouldn't be taken seriously whatsoever. I am not hating on the Mergana ship.

Disclaimer: No, it's just me, the non-owner of Merlin, coming here to mess with your sanity.

Prompt: From SisterOfAnElvenWannabe: Maybe something making fun of "Mergana"?

Rating: T (for some suggestive lines of dialogue)

Genre: Humor/Mock!Romance

Characters: Merlin, Arthur, Morgana, mention of Agravaine

Time Frame: Sometime during the later half of Season 4

Summary: Turns out that there IS a way to scare off Morgana for good.

Let's Go On An Adventure

"Are you positive that this would work?"

"Yes, Merlin, now go!" Arthur shoved him out the door.

...

Morgana finished making sure her hair looked ratty and positively disgusting when she heard someone at the door. "Agravaine?"

Merlin smiled seductively. "No, it's just me, your fabulous boyfriend, coming here to court you."

Morgana dropped the bristle hairbrush. "Merlin, what are you talking about?"

Merlin stepped inside. "My Lady, I've come to take you back to Camelot as my lover."

She backed away. "You're insane."

"Come on, Morgana, think about our future kids!"

...

Morgana was never heard from again.

Of course Merlin's going overboard with this. After the events of "The Merthur Strikes Back," Merlin and Arthur realized that plan worked so well against Gwaine, so they waited until one of them found Morgana's hovel (which finally happened during "A Servant of Two Masters").

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Oh, um, tomorrow's drabble is a hurt/comfort/tragedy, apparently.

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