Yay! Summer! Threeish months of humidity, ridiculous heat, and rain. Just a warning, there may be some days where I might not post because of camping or vacations or stuff like that. I will try to tell you prior to those events, but, well, you know.

Before you freak out at the title, no, this is not a dirty fic. I was just out of options for what to name this. Actually, the rating is K+. If you want "more adult" scenes, I can't help you.

Disclaimer: I may not own Merlin, but that won't stop me from writing FanFiction about it.

Prompt: From pezzz: Even though Merlin's first instinct was to flee, now Merlin and Arthur need to tease Gwaine about Mergwaine.

Rating: K+

Genre: Humor/Mock!Romance

Characters: Gwaine, Merlin, mentions of Gwen and Arthur

Time Frame: I don't know; it's in the same universe as the rest of these drabbles mocking ships

Summary: Merlin's getting jealous, so he enlists Gwaine to make Arthur jealous...or tries to, anyway.

Let's Go On An Adventure

"G-waine!" Merlin whined. "Arthur's being a prat!"

Gwaine threw out his apple core. "What else is new?"

Merlin slumped onto the ground. "I need to make him jealous."

Gwaine frowned. Where's a drink when you need one? "Did you drink coffee again?"

Merlin shook his head. "No, he's just being a meanie and snogging Gwen again! But if he sees me with you..." He fluttered his lashes.

Gwaine held out his hands to keep Merlin at bay. "What is bloody wrong with you? Leave me alone!"

Merlin tugged on Gwaine's sleeve desperately. "But-but, Mergwaine!"

A mini reference to "Warlocks, Dragons, and Coffee."

Will Merlin ever stop trying to pursue Gwaine? Will Gwaine ever accept Merthur again? Will Gwen ever allow Merlin to stay with his love?

Well, I'm afraid that it's not my job to promote Merthur or Mergwaine. Wrong place.

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Tomorrow will be the first of 4 follow up chapters to "Like Glass."

~Lya200~