A/N: This chapter is suuuuper long and it's more development than actual story progression. Still, I had so much fun writing it! Trying to focus on this story is so impossible today, I'm not sure why? I'm blaming the severe sleep deficiency I get fro all my uni assignments! Again, enjoy!
I don't own RWBY and all that
Weiss arrived at Yang and Ruby's house at 6.45pm on that cold September evening. She looked at the cottage-style house and wondered how they could live in there. It looked small. Like, tiny. Unless it was the TARDIS, it didn't seem habitable.
A cough from behind her turned her around to a much bigger house across the street, where Yang was standing in the doorway. "Come in, Weiss. It's too cold out there, even for the Ice Queen!"
Weiss smiled. "The cold never bothered me anyway!" she replied, but hurried inside. It was a quaint log cabin-esque property. While Weiss was a more modern girl, there was no denying its charm. A fire roared in a Victorian- inspired fireplace, and all the furniture was a neutral brown colour. It was very rustic and back-to-basics.
A knock at the door alerted them to Blake's arrival. "I'll get it!" Yang jumped up. "It's Blakey!"
Weiss could practically see the hearts forming over Yang's eyes when she said Blake's name, but said nothing. It was obvious Yang liked Blake. The icy heiress was sure that Blake knew Yang liked her too, but Blake's sexuality had never been explained. The only mention of a past relationship was with that abusive asshole, Adam.
The two walked into the room. Weiss immediately noticed how little Blake was wearing despite the weather. Black booty shorts, translucent tights, and a white halter neck, a sleeveless black jacket that looked like it was made from PVC covering her shirt. "Hey guys."
"Hey, Blake!" Pitched Ruby from in front of the TV, where she was painting her toenails shocking red.
"Ruby, you're supposed to wait until everyone's here before you break out the cosmetics!" Yang joked.
"We're all here now, aren't we?" Ruby bet her neck backwards to look at Yang from her place on the floor. "Come on, everyone grab a nail polish!"
It wasn't long before they all had bright new nails. Weiss had a reverse French manicure, courtesy of Ruby, while she had painted Ruby's the same shocking red as the redhead's toenails. That girl needed some new colours in her wardrobe. Meanwhile, Blake, who was surprisingly good at nail art, had painted little flames on Yang's fingertips and topped it off with a few crystals, just for fun. She had stuck with black for herself.
"You guys, we should get something to drink. Weiss, come help me!" Commanded Yang.
"Okay, but should Ruby be drinking? Isn't she like 14?" Questioned Weiss.
"She's 15." Blake commented lazily.
"And can speak for herself!" Ruby piped up. "I'm not a fan of hard liquor, but I drink a little bit. I'm in high school too!"
"Yeah you're like 12 to me." Weiss replied. "You can have strawberry juice."
"Mixed with vodka?" Asked Ruby.
"I thought you didn't like hard liquor, Rubes!" called Yang from the kitchen, where she and Weiss were looking through bottles.
"I don't, but you can't mix wine with juice. It's wrong!"
Yang chuckled. "Sure, thing, Rubes! But don't complain if you're hungover tomorrow!"
(Fast-forward to 10pm)
"You guys, let's play 'Never have I Ever!'" Drunk Yang called out, over the giggly mess of girls. Blake was lying on her back, laughing her ass off, drunk as hell from shots after shots. Weiss was pleasantly tipsy but still sorta in control, but pink in the face. Ruby was hysterical, there was no calming her down. But they all agreed to play.
Yang went first. "Never have I ever… had bondage sex!"
They all erupted into laughter, as Blake took a shot. "Seriously? Damn, Blake, you're kinkier than I thought!"
"You can thank Adam for that!"
"Okay, Weiss, you're next. What's yours?"
"Never have I ever… had drunk sex!"
Blake, Yang, and Ruby all took a shot. "Wait? ALL of you?"
"You've met us, right? All we do is party and drink!"
"Ruby's 15!"
"Yeah, and I party just as hard as Yang on summer vacation! We went to Cabo last summer!"
"Damn it! I'm gunna be the least drunk one at this rate!"
"Blake, it's your turn!"
"Never have I ever… got arrested!"
Yang and Weiss drank. "Weiss, wat did you get arrested for?" asked a slurry Yang.
"Cardin wanted to tag the school, I had to be lookout."
Ruby snorted. "Cardin thinks he's an artist?"
"At least it kept him occupied. He wasn't very good, though."
"Maybe we should show him what real art is…" Ruby had an evil glint in her eye. "You got any pics of him?"
"They're probably still up on Facebook, why?" Weiss became increasingly aware of Ruby's look. "What are you gunna do?"
"Lemme just…" Ruby produced a Macbook and began typing and scrolling frantically. "lemme…. Wait…" a few seconds later, she proudly turned the laptop around to show them a photoshopped porn star, standing fully naked, his tiny penis in hand, with Cardin's face crudely cropped over his own. They all melted into laughter.
"Ruby- that's- so perfect…" Yang choked back tears. Blake was beyond gone, shrieking with laughter. Weiss was finding it hard to breathe.
"So tell us, Weiss, how accurate is it?"
"How… accurate is the dick?"
"Yeah, what else are we talking about?"
Weiss paused.
The whole group paused.
"Weiss…" began Yang slowly, "Did you ever have sex with him?"
Weiss ducked and shook her head.
"Thank fuck for that!" Yang yelled, raising her shot glass and taking a gulp of tequila.
"Wait, what?" Blake screeched. "You were with him for three years and you never did the guy?"
"We did… other things…" Weiss said.
"Like what?"
"He liked to turn the lights off and make me give him blowjobs?"
"He LIKED the lights off?"
"I thought it was normal to do that stuff in the dark!"
"What kind of guy wants the light off while his girl sucks him off?"
"One with a small dick?"
"Guys, wait…" Weiss said, as her phone vibrated. "It's him! What does he want?"
"Why do you still have his number?"
"Shh!... What do you want, Cardin?" She quickly switched the phone to speaker and his angry voice burst through the room.
"You photoshopped a pic of me?"
"What? No! Why would you say that?" she looked up at Ruby, and saw an evil grin staring back at her.
"I GUESS HE DIDN'T LIKE IT?" Ruby typed.
She glared at Ruby.
"SOMEONE sent me a photoshopped pic of me as a porn star!"
"Clearly you didn't pay any attention to me when we were together, because if you had you'd know I'm awful with computers!"
"Oh please, it's not like this was great art or anything!"
"So now you're an art critic? What's so bad about this picture, anyway?"
"You don't want to know," he said darkly, as Blake and Yang silently gasped for air. He was being overly melodramatic.
"Seriously, piss off. I'm trying to live my life, which unsurprisingly doesn't involve screwing with you."
"OR SCREWING HIM" Ruby typed, turning the laptop towards the group.
"Of course it was you! No-one else hates me!"
"I wouldn't hate you as much if you fucked off!"
"NOT. HAPPENING."
Weiss hung up. Silence hovered over the room. Then, the phone rang again. Before Weiss could do anything, Yang had the phone and was talking.
"Yo- dickface- she doesn't wanna talk to you."
"Who is this?"
"IssYang! From class!"
"Where's Weiss? Why do you have her phone?"
"OVER PROTECTIVE MUCH?" Ruby typed.
"Cardin, we aren't dating. Get that through the boulder you call a head."
"She lives! Cardin, you heard her. Byeeeeeeeee!"
She hung up, too.
They all exploded into laughter, before Ruby sat up, an idea forming.
"Let's egg his house!"
"WHAT?!" She was met with three pairs of eyes.
"I'm in," said Blake casually. "He was always a dick to me." She took another shot.
"Do we get to T.P. it, too?" Yang asked hopefully. She looked at Weiss' phone. "Weiss, why do you still have his calendar synced?"
Weiss facepalmed. "I totally forgot! I'll unsync it now!"
"Wait- it says he's out of town this weekend."
"Yeah, it's a long weekend. He usually spends it with his parents in San Fran."
"And we didn't know this detail because..."
"Because you lot are creative as hell, and that would only fuel your fire. Plus, I kinda forgot."
"So he's definitely gone?"
"Uh, yeah."
"Then let's go!"
"Wait! Yang, should we involve those other guys Cardin picks on? Jaune and his buddies? I heard they're out partying tonight."
"Call them up- the more the merrier!"
Weiss nodded in agreement. "It's not like he doesn't deserve it. More people means more ground covered."
They grabbed their stuff as Ruby dialled Jaune. "Hey, Jaune. What are you guys up to?"
"We just left a club. Nora picked a fight with the bouncer, and, well, it wasn't pretty."
"Is she okay?"
"She's fine, it's not her you have to worry about."
"Oh yeah, I forgot her freakish strength! Anyways, if you guys are free, we're going to T.P. and egg Winchester's house. You guys in?"
There was a small kerfuffle on the other end of the call. "We're in."
Pyrrha's voice came through the speaker. "I have the minivan tonight, if you guys want us to pick you up?"
"That would be great! So, that makes eight of us in total?"
"Yep. Where are you guys?"
"My place." Yang glared at her little sister. "Correction: our place."
"We're super close already! We'll be by in 15, be ready."
"Can we stop by the store before Cardin's house? We need supplies."
"Fine by us. See you soon."
"Bye!"