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Prompt: From RoyalPlacebo014: How does Gwaine keep his hair flawless?

Rating: K+

Genre: Humor

Characters: Merlin, Gwaine, mention of Morgana

Time Frame: Season 4

Summary: Gwaine has an announcement for you...

Let's Go On An Adventure

Gwaine slammed down a plastic bottle onto the tabletop. "Are you tired of your hair looking like a rat has made its home in it?"

Merlin blinked. "Gwaine, what are you doing?"

"Never fear, for Sir Gwaine is here!"

Merlin swatted Gwaine's bottle away. "Are you drunk?"

"That, my friend, is a rhetorical question. Introducing Sir Gwaine's Fabulous Hair Gel, 100% guaranteed to return the fabulous in your hair.

"Gwaine, you're scaring me!"

"Only 5 gold pieces!"

"Go bother Morgana, I think that she needs it more than I." With that, Merlin shoved Gwaine out the door.

Gwaine wants me to tell you that his hair gel can be found in any store, but hurry! They are selling out FAST (something to do with an old lady who likes clothes).

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Next: a thing taking place during Arthur's Bane.

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