Would you believe me if I said that I sat down to prep this chapter three hours ago, but I kept getting side-tracked with other FanFiction things?

Make that four hours.

Everyone watched "The Dark Tower" last night. Everyone was shocked at evil!Gwen. I just burst out laughing because it was so hard keeping it quiet. At least my brother knows why I say, "Left is right and right is left and the way behind is the way ahead," all the time.

He made too many hurtful jokes during the episode, though. He started with joking that an arrow kills Elyan all of a sudden in the very beginning, then he pretended to be Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars for Morgana (Join the Dark Side.). Are we sure that he hadn't seen this episode before?

Now I'm really hoping that everyone will be expecting for Gwen to die in "With All My Heart" because that is the one time that when magic was used, it actually turned out all right.

This drabble is on CRACK (*insert real name here*'s Ridiculously Amazing Camelotian Kingdom). Everyone is out of character. Everything is great.

AND WE PASSED 1000 REVIEWS!

Disclaimer: For the last last LAST time, I don't own Merlin.

Prompt: From goodgirl275: Prompt: "RUFFLES!" sequel wherein Ruffles pees on evil!Morgana, and everyone is amused~

Rating: K+

Genre: Humor

Characters: Merlin, Ruffles, Arthur, Morgana

Time Frame: Season 4

Summary: Warning: Everyone is very OOC. Merlin takes Ruffles with him and Arthur on a hunting trip when Morgana ambushes them.

Let's Go On An Adventure

"Merlin, for the last last LAST time, you cannot take your dog!"

"But he doesn't get outside much! Please!" Merlin did his puppy eyes (no pun intended).

Arthur relented. "Fine, but if he gets in the way..."

"Yay!"

...

Two very boring hours later...

"MUAHAHA IT IS I, MORGANA PENDRAGON, COME TO DESTROY-"

Ruffles lifted his back leg and peed on her.

Morgana shrieked. "What, hey! Merlin, I demand that you better control your dog! How am I supposed to remove this stain?"

"Isn't that a black dress?"

Merlin and Arthur both snickered.

Morgana huffed. "THIS ISN'T OVER!"

Just as it's going to be difficult removing the pee stain from Morgana's black dress, it's going to be difficult removing this from your memories. Have I scarred you for life?

Ruffles is a very good puppy. However, I don't know how to potty train a dog because I only have cats and snakes. Any pointers?

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Next: a continuation of "The Mystery Spot" drabble (not the Supernatural episode).

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