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Prompt: From goodgirl275: Prompt: What happened to him inside that wardrobe? Can be multiple parts~

Rating: K+

Genre: Adventure

Characters: Arthur, Aslan, a handful of fauns, and mentions of Merlin

Time Frame: Season 1, "The Mark of Nimueh"; During "I'm Not Allowed to Name This" (Chapter 130)

Summary: Nine parts detailing Arthur's Chronicles in Narnia.

Let's Go On An Adventure

Arthur scowled at his torn clothes. Merlin, I'm still going to make you rue the day you were born.

"I heard that!" Aslan declared, his amber eyes bearing into Arthur's soul.

"Didn't Merlin teach you sarcasm?" Arthur muttered.

"What's sarcasm?"

Arthur rolled his eyes. "Ask "Emrys" next time he's here. Now, how do I leave?"

Aslan nudged Arthur towards the metal torch thing. "Keep going that way. That's where I pulled you through from."

The prince blinked. "You were the rabid animal- Whatever, I'm out of here."

Raising both hands, Arthur walked away.

-Okay, NOW I can say stuff.

-My original plan was for Aslan to be a bloodthirsty, misunderstood lion that Arthur talks to and eventually betters him. That is evident in the first three parts. However, I accidentally said, "Emrys, though!" and it all changed. No more was Aslan the hungry lion cub who only liked Emrys, no, he was the excessively playful animal that Merlin adopted.

-The runt the fauns were discussing was either Merlin or Aslan. They are both runts with immense power.

-Aslan was originally going to be found with a dead mom as homage to "The Lion King," but I took that out when I changed the drabble flavor to be more humorous than dark.

-My VERY first plan was to involve the badgers and the White Queen, but that never even made it to the typing screen.

-Why hasn't Merlin taught Aslan sarcasm yet? Unless Aslan was being sarcastic with his answers.

-Arthur's so done. He just wants a nap.

-Did you appreciate the game I played with disclaimers?

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I regret to tell you that the next drabble slotted is a death-fic. Why, I don't know. Brace yourselves.

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