Here's something funny for you guys. Please enjoy the use of crack in this drabble and feel relieved that it isn't sad (though personally my serious fics are better).
Disclaimer: Do you want to know if I own Merlin? Do you really want to know?
Prompt: From Killua Lawliet: Yes actually can you do one on the ElyanXGwaine ship?
Rating: K+
Genre: Mock!Romance/Humor
Characters: Elyan, Gwaine, Merlin, Arthur, Percival, and the other Knigths
Time Frame: Post Season 3; Pre "The Merthur Strikes Back" and all of the other shipping drabbles
Summary: Some ships just don't make sense. Elyan/Gwaine is one of them.
Let's Go On An Adventure
Do you want to know how the ElyanxGwaine ship happened? Do you really want to know?
The story begins around a campfire on a hunting trip. It was just the (cool) Knights, Arthur, and Merlin. Gwaine was teasing Merlin and Arthur relentlessly about their "love-dork relationship." Both boys were getting real uncomfortable.
In a desperate move, Merlin spat, "What about your boyfriend? We don't tease you about him!"
Things got real quiet. Everyone assumed that Merlin was talking about Percival.
Gwaine laughed. "I am not with Perce."
"I was talking about Elyan!"
Elyan looked at Gwaine awkwardly. Yeah.
Poor Elyan. He is never shipped with anyone.
I'm always asking, but are there any other ships that you would like to be mocked? Well, there are plenty of Merlin ships out in the water, but how many do you want me to poke holes into until they sink?
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Next: Merlin decides to use a different statue during "Valient."
~Lya200~