*shoots gun at wall* BORED!

Disclaimer: Nothing's happening, so why should I disclaim Merlin? Will they sue me even though the show ended four and a half years ago?

Prompt: From RoyalPlacebo014: Merlin uses a different statue during "Valiant."

Rating: K+

Genre: Humor

Characters: Merlin, Gaius, Merlin's latest statue pet, mention of Arthur

Time Frame: Season 1 Episode 2 "Valiant"

Summary: Gaius finds Merlin on the roof... Oh dear lord, what is he up to this time?

Let's Go On An Adventure

"Merlin?"

"Yeah?"

"Why are you on the roof?"

Merlin looked down at Gaius. "...No reason."

"Huh. And I suppose this isn't related to Arthur's predicament?"

Merlin shrugged. "Of course not."

Gaius walked away, muttering something about how "the boy" was going to get himself killed.

Merlin returned his attention to the statue. "Bebiede þe arisan cwicum."

Nothing happened.

"Bebiede þe arisan cwicum."

Still nothing happened.

"Bebiede þe arisan cwicum."

Merlin was getting tired of nothing happening.

"Bebiede þe arisan cwicum!"

The gargoyle yawned. "What?"

Merlin laughed. "Haha! It actually worked!"

Victor the gargoyle grumbled before falling back asleep.

Another attraction of the Camelot Zoo! Yay!

Isn't Victor one of the gargoyles in "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"? That is one of the many Disney movies that I've never seen.

Anyway, it can actually fit, since Merlin was filmed in a French castle (Chateau de Pierrefonds or something). Maybe, just maybe...

Don't freak out! Ruffles can still be a thing because Victor is incredibly lazy, and Merlin wants a pet.

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