It was the Justice League annual Christmas Eve party. 5 minuets after Superman arrived Batman did, surprising everyone with his presence. He walked over to a dark corner and just stood there with his arms crossed looking at everyone.
~30 minutes later~
Batman was getting annoyed, Superman was calling people up to sing and everyone sounded bad. Batman started walking away to the door, he told his Wife he'd be home 20 minutes ago but was just now remembering. But just as he was halfway across the room he heard his name come out of Superman's mouth.
"Batman."
"What." He responded.
"Come on up, sing for us!" Superman said excited, but before Batman could respond a woman in a red dress walked in, and straight to Batman whispering in his ear,'Give me your cape, get on that stage and sing the song you sand to me yesterday. Or I will ignore you for 3 days and make you sleep on the couch.' He gave her a pained look and took off his cape handing it to her. As she rapped the cape around her snuggling into it he looked at her with a pleading look.
"No. Go."she pointed to the stage.
Right as he turned around smacked his butt making everyone who was still confused about who the woman was gasp.
"Go get 'em Tiger!" She said as she made finger guns and started shooting him with them.
Once he was on the stage in front of the mike she walked over to the DJ and told him what song to play.
There are days
I wake up and I pinch myself
You're with me, not someone else
And I am scared, yeah, I'm still scared
That it's all a dream
'Cause you still look perfect as days go by
Even the worst ones, you make me smile
I'd stop the world if it gave us time
'Cause when you love someone
You open up your heart
When you love someone
You make room
If you love someone
And you're not afraid to lose 'em
You'll probably never love someone like I do
You'll probably never love someone like I do
When you say
You love the way I make you feel
Everything becomes so real
Don't be scared, no, don't be scared
'Cause you're all I need
And you still look perfect as days go by
Even the worst ones, you make me smile
I'd stop the world if it gave us time
'Cause when you love someone
You open up your heart
When you love someone
You make room
If you love someone
And you're not afraid to lose 'em
You'll probably never love someone like I do
You'll probably never love someone like I do
All my life
I thought it'd be hard to find
The one 'til I found you
And I find it bittersweet
'Cause you gave me something to lose
But when you love someone
You open up your heart
When you love someone
You make room
If you love someone
And you're not afraid to lose 'em
You'll probably never love someone like I do
You'll probably never love someone like I do
You'll probably never love someone like I do
When the angelic voice stopped everyone clapped and Batman speed walked of the stagers you picking you up and throwing you over his shoulder. As you walked away you waved at all the people in the party room.
As you were walking away you remembered something and said
"Wait." And ran off to the room again hearing Batman behind you, you opening the door and said," Merry Christmas!" With a bright smile you turned around and walked back to your husband grabbed his hand and stared walking away to the Bat-Mobile .
That night you left everyone confused and weirded out that you- who ever you were bossed Batman,The Batman.
~Next league meeting~
At the next League meeting everyone was waiting for Batman to ask who the woman at the party was. But when he arrived he ignored the till the end of the meeting when he walked out saying," That 'Woman', was my wife."