Dude, I'm doing great. I finally learned what was up with a tap dancing Voldemort. On the role-play forum I'm on, Merlin is going through more emotional turmoil than he did when Freya left a few weeks ago. That reminds me of something...
Disclaimer: Things to disclaim in this story.
Prompt: From Riah021101: What if Merlin was the touristic guide of Camelot?
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor
Characters: Merlin, tourists/fangirls, mentions of other characters
Time Frame: 2017
Summary: Get Camelot sightseeing tour here. Check it out now.
Let's Go On An Adventure
"If you look to your right, you will see the Royal Prat's Royal Bedchambers."
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"Now, I'm not paid enough money to show you what's down this way. There's too much paperwork involved if a dragon decides to roast you alive."
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"And if you look over here, you can see the Library. Really dusty, really boring."
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"Oh, here is the Round Table. Great for Sunday dinners."
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"Here's my bedroom. Don't mess with the floorboards. Now, who wants to see the stables?"
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Several fangirls/tourists snapped pictures with their cellphones and fancy cameras.
#TheGreatCamelotTour2017, they tweeted.
Now, who wants to come with me on this tour? *all hands go up*
Guest: No, I don't think Arthur actually let Merlin die. He just feels guilty that he did.
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Next: a follow-up to "The Sword in the Stone" drabble.
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