I need food. I need to stand up and get food. Instead I'm here, typing away at a computer, wondering why I'm so hungry.
Disclaimer: Survivors don't leave disclaimers.
Prompt: From MythologyStar: What if Merlin went and made an announcement in the great hall?
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor
Characters: Merlin, Dumbledore, a bunch of people at Hogwarts, teacher and student alike
Time Frame: 1990, before Hogwarts went to the dogs
Summary: Merlin makes a speech to the surviving class of 1990 at Hogwarts.
Let's Go On An Adventure
"And now, as a special treat for not dying this year, a special speech prepared by none other than..." Dumbledore did a drum roll at the pedestal. "Merlin!"
There were ecstatic screeches from all five tables. A magical spotlight beamed down on Merlin from all angles. He awkwardly adjusted the magicphone.
"Um, hi?"
There was a chorus of screams.
"Well-"
More screams.
"If you don't shut up, I will smite you all!"
Silence.
Merlin cleared his throat. "Congratulations on actually surviving a year at Hogwarts."
And the speech continued as such, leaving all of the students swooning like girls.
What, it's actually possible for a Hogwarts year to go on without someone dying?! What is this?!
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