What are the chances that I can get my family to watch another episode of Merlin tonight? Or even two? They are all debating the length of the Evil!Gwen arc. Me, I just want to be able to rant about Merlin as a whole.

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN MERLIN! Lya200 said calmly.

Prompt: From MythologyStar: Also: Arthur Weasley? ARTHUR Weasley?

Rating: K+

Genre: Humor

Characters: Merlin, Dumbledore, Arthur Weasley, Arthur Pendragon, Freya, Sir Quacksalot

Time Frame: Whenever Arthur Weasley was attending Hogwarts (really doesn't feel like looking it up)

Summary: Merlin bursts into Dumbledore's office and demands to know about Arthur.

Let's Go On An Adventure

Merlin swept the doors open.

"Merlin, I wasn't expecting you," Dumbledore said calmly.

"HOW IS IT THAT I DID NOT KNOW THAT ARTHUR WAS ATTENDING YOUR SCHOOL?!" Merlin said not as calmly.

Dumbledore raised his silvery eyebrow. "Merlin, if your Arthur had been resurrected, you would know, I'm sure."

Merlin frowned in dismay.

"Arthur Weasley is, I'm afraid, the first of his kind...unless if your Arthur had a fascination with rubber ducks."

Merlin shrugged. "I wouldn't put it past him," he muttered.

...

Meanwhile in Avalon

Arthur kept squeaking Sir Quacksalot, causing Freya to go insane.

"Calmly"- the number one thing guaranteed to elicit a not so calm response from fans.

Yes, Arthur now has a rubber duck. Now read that last sentence with a straight face. I dare you.

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Next: multiple parts involving someone getting stitches.

~Lya200~