I look up at the screen. Balinor looks weird with short hair, and he's investigating Freya's murder... You know, sometimes I need to use these TV show scenes and write them as drabbles or something... Oh. Okay.
Disclaimer: Does someone need a fabulous disclaimer?!
Prompt: From MythologyStar: Change of plans, what if they just dumped the whole lot on Agravaine's head?
Rating: K+
Genre: Horror! So much horror!
Characters: Morgana, Agravaine, mentions of Merlin and Gwaine
Time Frame: Post "Mind Your Manures" (110) and "The Fugitives' Accomplice Is So Done" (158); Also Post "Sir Gwaine's Fabulous Hair Gel" (142)
Summary: Merlin and Gwaine have done it. They have stolen...Agravaine's fabulous.
Let's Go On An Adventure
Agravaine staggered into the hovel, panting and smelling of horse manure. "My Lady!"
Morgana groaned, pulling a rat's skeleton from her hair. "What?!"
"Something terrible. Something terrible." Agravaine sat on the floor and pulled his knees to his chest absently.
"What is wrong with you, Agravaine?"
Agravaine started rocking back and forth. "Merlin happened."
"Of course he did."
"No!" Agravaine hissed insanely. "You don't understand! My fabulous! It's gone!"
Suddenly Gwaine burst in, holding a plastic bottle. "DOES SOMEONE NEED THE FABULOUS RETURNED TO THEIR HAIR?!"
Agravaine whimpered.
Morgana sighed. And here I thought I was insane.
If you remember, Merlin and Gwaine had been hiding manure around the castle. Agravaine caught on and complained to Arthur, who was already hiding the two dorks under his bed. After Agravaine left, Arthur kicked them out and practically dared them to hide manure in Agravaine's bedroom. Instead, they pulled the bucket-on-the-door trick and dumped it on his head.
There is a serious reference to 'Sir Gwaine's Fabulous Hair Gel' as well. Agravaine should feel honored. Not many are given a free bottle.
I don't know why he's so scared of Gwaine, though.
Morgana is just confused.
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