Because the past few drabbles have been sweet and sad, I will reward you with this as a token of my good will.

Disclaimer: Stop monkeying around! I don't own Merlin!

Prompt: From MythologyStar: Could I get something where Arthur says "I'll make a monkey out of you!"

Rating: K+

Genre: Humor

Characters: Arthur, Gwaine, Merlin, mention of Hunith

Time Frame: The Golden Age

Summary: Arthur just about goes insane. And it isn't Merlin's fault.

Let's Go On An Adventure

Arthur was almost positive that Gwaine was purposefully trying to drive him insane, mainly because of what Merlin told Gwaine before he went to see his mother.

"Give him hell from me, Gwaine." And Gwaine, whom Arthur had never seen take an order before, saluted.

Right now, the Knight was acting like an utter buffoon.

When he started scratching his armpits and making strange noises, Arthur had enough. "What are you doing?"

Gwaine paused mid-scratch. "I'm a monkey."

"You're a what?"

"Ooh-ooh ah-ah?"

"I'll make a monkey out of you!"

"What does that mean?!"

That's right, Arthur, what does that even mean?

Obvious Harry Potter reference is obvious.

I think Arthur is going to ban Merlin from leaving Gwaine alone with Arthur.

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Next: Elyan comes to a terrifying conclusion.

~Lya200~