Okay, today was a WEIRD day. It started out normal: I role-played, ate some snacks. Then I went to the amusement park, and my sister, who is scared of heights, suddenly wanted to join my dad and I on the roller coasters. Then my dad actually got a little scared at a ride (he's like me, but I didn't get scared). Then my dad actually got us food at the park. Then I get on my phone for role-play and find out that Arthur has argued with just about everyone he's talked to. Then I come home, and I should go to bed, but I'm not.
Maybe it's punishment for this.
Disclaimer: You can't disclaim Gwaine, either.
Prompt: From SisterOfAnElvenWannabe: How about Uther/Gaius?
Rating: K+
Genre: Mock!Romance
Characters: Uther, Gaius, Arthur, Merlin, Gwaine
Time Frame: Post Season 3
Summary: Whose brilliant idea was it to ship Uther and Gaius? Who in their right mind would want to read a story about them being together?
Let's Go On An Adventure
One of the most closely vaulted secrets of Camelot was kept just that: a secret. When Arthur found out about it, he forbade the kingdom from so much as talking about it. The king may have lost his sanity, but he still should retain his dignity.
King Uther was not, nor ever will be, in a romantic relationship with Gaius.
And that was that.
Merlin promptly threw up when he found out. Like, who'd be sick enough to ship these two?
The worst part: you can't blame Gwaine for starting it because he finds the ship sickening, too.
But who started the ship? And how is Gwaine not to blame?
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Next: another ship (I think that I have three including this).
~Lya200~