I have to leave for work in about an hour and a half, which means I should get this out NOW instead of LATER.

Disclaimer: There's only one disclaimer... Obviously, I am a god.

Prompt: From SisterOfAnElvenWannabe: Also, how about Arthur/Morgana?

Rating: K+

Genre: Angst/Mock!Romance

Characters: Morgana, Arthur, mentions of Merlin, Uther, and Gaius

Time Frame: Season 3 "The Crystal Cave"

Summary: When Morgana discovers the truth, she immediately runs to tell Arthur.

Let's Go On An Adventure


Suddenly, Morgana barged into Arthur's room, all evil smirks forgotten.

Arthur rolled his eyes. "Morgana, there's a thing called knocking. I suggest you try it sometime. Honestly, I thought that you were Merlin... where is that useless idiot anyway?"

Morgana cringed. "No time for that, I just overheard Uther telling Gaius something."

Morgana looked at Arthur and told him the disgusting truth.

Arthur scowled. "So, all those times we flirted..."

"Yes, Arthur... And Uther allowed it."

"He does know that we are siblings, right?"

"Doesn't seem to matter."

"Oh, come on, that... that's just sick."


I stole and edited some lines from the Supernatural episode "The Monster at the End of This Book" in Season 4.

I cannot express enough how happy I am that this ship sank. This is just weird. Why did people ship them back in the day? Morgana and Arthur were half-siblings in the legends and raised as brother and sister in the show.

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Next: Proof that Uther is absolutely a horrible person.

~Lya200~