I am going to post this, then I'm going to turn off my laptop and eat dinner.

Disclaimer: I don't even know what's going on. I don't own Merlin.

Prompt: From parimalik: Merlin gets pregnant (like m preg but without being together with someone) lets just blame it on his magic.

Rating: T

Genre: I don't know

Characters: Merlin, Gaius, Kilgharrah, Aithusa

Time Frame: Season 4; Post "Aithusa"

Summary: WARNING: Severe crack and some mpreg (kind of); Where do baby dragons come from?

Let's Go On An Adventure

"It's coming, the baby's coming!"

What in the bloody devil is going on, you might be wondering? As it is my solemn duty to write down the perilous tales of Prince Arthur Pratdragon and his idiotic manservant, even I can't tell you.

It probably has to do with Merlin's magic. Most likely.

Merlin groaned loudly. "Make it stop!"

"You're almost done, Merlin," Gaius soothed. "Just push."

Merlin's eyes flashed gold, and out popped a dragon's egg. Something in it cooed.

"And that is where babies come from!" Kilgharrah explained to little baby Aithusa.

Yes, definitely my weirdest work. I don't do mpreg normally, and I probably won't do it again.

Dragons don't lay eggs, dragonlords do. Now I'm going to shut off my computer for the rest of the night.

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Next: A teddy bear!

~Lya200~