All right, before we begin, let me explain the hint that was given last chapter for this:

"Prison guests, prison guest, Stockholm Syndrome is the best!"

What does this mean?!

Sing it. With a Lumiere voice. To the tune of "Be Our Guest." These are the first few lines of the HISHE parody for Beauty and the Beast. That's right, I'm bringing Beauty and the Beast into this :D

Disclaimer: No one disclaims like Gaston!

Prompt: From Scy B. Lad: Tangled Frozen what's next Beauty and the Beast?

Rating: K+

Genre: Parody

Characters: Merlin, Arthur, Adam

Time Frame: The Golden Era

Summary: There's something sweet and almost kind, but the author's mean and she was coarse and unrefined, hence why she wrote something there that wasn't there before.

Let's Go On An Adventure


There was a reason why Merlin wasn't allowed to greet visitors to Camelot. Once, Arthur had invited a very important noble (Adam, I think?) to tour the castle grounds. Everything went well until it was time for the feast.

"Be our guest! Be our guest! Put our service to the test! Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie, and we'll provide the rest."

Adam wasn't very amused with Merlin's musical number.

"What was that?!"

Merlin blinked at him. "I was introducing you to the feast."

"Well I say kill the feast!"

Arthur choked on his tea.


I SO accepted the challenge; here you are!

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Next: some kind of afterlife reunion.

~Lya200~