The following is entirely crack and pokes some fun and gender-bent Merlin.
Disclaimer: Disclaimers are friends, not food.
Prompt: Inspired by Seedsiz: a fem-Merlin trailer for the series. (Beware of Emreese, for she be yo' destiny and yo' doom!)
Rating: T for language and crack
Genre: Parody
Characters: Merlilly, Arthurstasia, Guinetrevor, Male-gana, Queen Utherbeth, Gaia (credited only), The Great Dragoness, the Caelliach, and, of course, the BBC
Time Frame: Throughout the series
Summary: Gender-bent Merlin... Lya200 style.
Let's Go On An Adventure
"In a land of myth and a time of magic, the destiny of a great kingdom rests on the shoulders of a young girl. Her name? Merlilly."
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"You shall be Princess Arthurstasia's maidservant!"
"DAD!"
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"Don't be such a boy, Merlilly. Boys have cooties."
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"Gwen... Gwen... Guinetrevor."
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"Beware of Emreese, Male-gana, for she be yo' destiny and yo' doom."
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"I am the Last Dragonlordess, and you just pissed me off."
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"Shut up, Merlilly."
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"Arthurstasia isn't just a queen, she is the Once and Future Drag Queen."
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BBC stared in horror, and everything went to shit.
This was further inspired by my story about how my dad called Merlin "Emreese." Then Seedsiz said that it sounded like a girl's name. Then I replied with that line.
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Thank you Lycropanthy, SisterOfAnElvenWannabe, Killua Lawliet, MythologyStar, and goodgirl275 for reviewing.
Next: Something Leogana for my own guilty pleasure.
~Lya200~